Kinky DIY For You

I was going to give this book to charity, not sure why I didn't. I bought it for P but he hasn't made anything. 

I'll definitely be sending it to charity this time, but before I do, here's a few kinky DIY craft ideas.

Email if you'd like any of the instructions:)

Have a fun weekend

Ronnie

xx

Book Club

No I'm not joining one...or starting one. Just reporting on one, it's a new movie with a bunch of 'oldies', Jane Fonda at the forefront but packed with names from Hollywood, male and female. Andy Garcia, a long time favourite of mine, is amongst the pin-ups for the girls. Bondage, spanking and viagra are apparently more in demand than roses or fine wine.

Riffing off the Fifty Shades books, Book Club follows Fonda alongside Diane Keaton, Mary Steenburgen and Candice Bergen as they navigate men, sex and dating in later life.

OBB says the trailer is a little better on IMDb

Looks like it could be a fun movie. I think I might be more inclined to go see this than Fifty Shades:):) (which I haven't).

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

Found on Express

Rope Play

I know there is a fan club for rope play and it's usually men who get tied up with it (or the pictures I've seen are).....

...So it's was nice to find a couple of girls practising their own version of it........but then I noticed the girl on the right had a hole in her tights. Very poor. Why on earth didn't the photographer tell her to change before taking the picture.

Have any of you done any sort of rope or bondage play?  We haven't, P doesn't show much interest in that although he did make some Velcro bindings ages ago which he said were to tie my legs together to stop me struggling so much. He used them a few times too and I liked them but never told him I did. Perhaps I should dig them out again:)

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx

Please let me know if any of the pictures are yours.

Vintage Bettie

I enjoy seeing Bettie Page spanking pictures, especially black and white ones. I haven't seen these before but I'm sure many have.

She would have been 94 this year.

ebay 1960's

ebay

Don't remember where I found the last two.

Did she only do F/F shoots or were any men involved?

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx

Five ways to know your partner needs spanking

"So you've got a lady. She's a stone cold fox, and you love banging the fresh heck out of her (sex speaking). She makes great pancakes and she can talk so dirty you feel like you need to go through the dishwasher. All of that, and you still feel good about introducing her to your mom. Kinky!

Damn, son, good job on having the kinky sex partner of all sex partners!

What's that you say? Something's amiss in your kink heaven?

Tell Becca all about it.

Ah, I see, you think she might want you to get kinky and tie her up and spank her, 

but you aren't quite sure. I feel you. Knowing whether or not your partner is up for being tied up and getting a spanking can be pretty hard to figure out. That said, if you're looking for spanking signs, there are things to look out for...."

It caught my attention and made me smile, as these things do, so I took up google's link (google sends me daily spanking links) and here, according to Yourtango, are 5 signs she wants you to tie her up and give her a spanking. I know lots more ways to make it clear when I need a good spanking, maybe I'll compile a list some day. When I've got a lot of time:)

Hope everyone is having/had a lovely Easter.

Have  good week.

Ronnie
xx

Let me know if picture is yours.

Federal Court Rules Ban on Bondage and Spanking is constitutional

So there you have it, you naughty Americans, stop it immediately!

Or don't:)

Article here.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx

Tennis and howls

As its tennis season, Wimbledon coming to a close this weekend, media debate over the controversial effort related screeching from certain players, I thought it was funny to read a little article in the Sunday Times by Rod Liddle.

I've printed it below, I bet if it had been Wimbledon and not Orpington the authorities would have paid a visit to Ms Evilyne:)

''Advantage Mistress Evilyne

Horrible problems for members of the Knoll Lawn Tennis Club, in Orpington, southeast London. How to concentrate on that first service when distracted by the howls of anguish coming from a man being whipped on the buttocks at the dungeon of a dominatrix next door?

The club has protested to the authorities about Mistress Evilyne’s bondage parlour, which advertises such attractions as “human ashtray” and “pinching”. One women says her teenage son witnessed a handcuffed man being whipped in the garden.

Ms Evilyne says it’s nothing to worry about, nothing illegal etc. She adds that it’s straightforward BDSM and no sex ever takes place. I don’t know what BDSM means. I think it’s one of those abbreviations we have to support, like LGBT. Just go along with it or you’ll be outed on Twitter as a ’phobe and sacked from your job. New balls please."

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

This way to be whipped, ladies

"If you hear the muffled crack of a whip coming from your neighbour’s basement this weekend, could it be that they are one of an increasing number of women who are paying male escorts for the full Fifty Shades of Grey bondage experience?"  The question is the opening line in an article by Martin Daubney in the  Sunday Times Review, inspired by EL's new money spinner which is apparently getting uncomplimentary reviews but why would EL care as long as she's raking in the money.
 

The article finds, and I summarise, that the male 'escort' industry is expecting an upsurge in business thanks to EL's literary efforts. One 'escort', Mark Harris, who confesses he has spent £500 on whips, handcuffs, masks, several strong grey ties and “various insertive toys” — all of which have been demanded by his female clients, claims to be making a regular £1,000-a-week from his unorthodox career move.

Mark claims his customers are successful, attractive, middle-class businesswomen aged 35-50 who are either single or divorced and are too busy for dating or are married and feel their husbands couldn’t cope — emotionally or physically — with their newly darkened desires. “I have five or six regular clients who specifically book the Fifty Shades treatment over and over,” he says.

Many of the women are self made, independent financially and used to exercising responsibility and authority in their day jobs. When they visit services like Mark's, they want the opposite and with some kink thrown in for good measure. And they're prepared to pay for it; according to a recent study by Lancaster University and Manchester Metropolitan University, a record number of women in the UK are now paying for sex and the number of male escorts has trebled from 5,246 to 15,732 since 2010. Apparently BDSM Club memberships are running at a high too.

I told my husband, he showed complete disinterest, he doesn't do the EL stuff or even share my curiosity to learn what others are saying about her. The only time I got a spark of interest from him were the £500 outlay on whips vs a weekly return of £1,000 which he thought was good business, and the bit about the ladies' own husbands not being able to cope with their wives' demands, to which he said their husbands should be admonished for allowing the waste of money. I asked him why, after all...... women got to hairdressers, manicurists, spas, why not the local spankist? (I was joking of course). P was quick off the mark, it was uncomplicated to him.

"I doubt if many husbands could provide a hairdo, paint nails or carry out beauty therapies but they could surely wield a whip if that's what their women need. In fact I'd say it was their duty to do so. And in fact I'd say that any husband who discovered his wife using such services would be entirely justified in taking a whip or cane or whatever to her and putting her straight."

I didn't bother telling him the women didn't need anyone's permission to spend. My husband has a very uncomplicated way of looking at things, I don't think he'd do very well at book writing:)

Have a good week

Ronnie
xx

Humdrum

Louise never would have whinged so much about their humdrum existence if she'd known what John was up to.

She'd wondered what all the bumping and banging was in the spare room.

When John told her he was going to take her somewhere special, she'd gleefully dressed her best. But John had dressed her down again to just the level he wanted.

Now, secured firmly by her husband and awaiting his pleasure, she felt decidedly un-humdrumish.

They would still be going out, said John, but he wanted to address the matter of humdrum first.

Just a few words to go with the picture I found:)

Our family situation still ongoing. Thank you for all the lovely emails. 

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

Even Vampires....

....have dreams of spanking and bondage.

Wont be around until Thursday.

Hope your week goes well.

Ronnie

xx

Great minds..........

Pop back Friday or over the weekend if you have time and I'll tell you about my holiday bottom caning.

Ronnie

xx

Shibari Japanese Bondage

Shibari

No, I'd never heard of it either but this photo in yesterday's press caught my eye. Apparently it's the art of erotic bondage as practised in Japan, and one of the country's leading and most controversial photographers, Nobuyoshi Araki, is including some of it in an exhibition called 'Revive' at the Michael Hoppen Gallery in London which runs 27 July through 09 September.

I googled to find out a bit more.....

This art form is still part of Japanese society. Japanese women see this art form as part of Japanese heritage and I can speak from experience. I asked a beautiful, twenty-three year old Japanese woman: “Would you let me tie you up?” She said to me: “Of course, but only if you are myboyfriend.” Click for more from this article.

Well my! How enlightened are the Japanese!

I'm in London for an exhibition (fashion not fetish) on 03 August, I asked P if we'd have time to pop in, we never get time for these kind of things, maybe we should stop overnight I suggested. No need, he said, we only need 3-4 hours max at the exhibition, grab a bite to eat and we'll be back by mid evening. Boring, P, I know we don't need to stay over, that's the whole point, mix a little pleasure with business that's what I say. I probably won't get a stay over though.

Ronnie

xx