As its tennis season, Wimbledon coming to a close this weekend, media
debate over the controversial effort related screeching from certain
players, I thought it was funny to read a little article in the Sunday
Times by Rod Liddle.
I've printed it below, I bet if it had been Wimbledon and not Orpington the authorities would have paid a visit to Ms Evilyne:)
''Advantage Mistress Evilyne
Horrible problems for members of the Knoll Lawn Tennis Club, in
Orpington, southeast London. How to concentrate on that first service
when distracted by the howls of anguish coming from a man being whipped
on the buttocks at the dungeon of a dominatrix next door?
The club has protested to the authorities about Mistress Evilyne’s
bondage parlour, which advertises such attractions as “human ashtray”
and “pinching”. One women says her teenage son witnessed a handcuffed
man being whipped in the garden.
Ms Evilyne says it’s nothing to worry about, nothing illegal etc. She
adds that it’s straightforward BDSM and no sex ever takes place. I don’t
know what BDSM means. I think it’s one of those abbreviations we have
to support, like LGBT. Just go along with it or you’ll be outed on
Twitter as a ’phobe and sacked from your job. New balls please."
Have a good week.
Ronnie
xx
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16 comments:
Hi Ronnie, I read this article in the Mail, made me laugh! She looked a bit seedy, mind you I did say to hubby I wonder if our neighbours hear my wails and now realize what is going on over here, lol
love Jan,xx
Thanks for sharing the funny article Ronnie. ;)
Hugs and blessings...Cat
Interesting story. I wonder if the tennis players are distracted by the howls of pleasure? Do they wish they were there being whipped or doing the whipping?
archedone
Very funny article....thanks for sharing.
hugs abby
LoL Ronnie, this was funny. Wouldn't the players and visitors to Mistress Evilyne drown each other out? lol Thanks for sharing :)
Hugs
Roz
LOL.
May be you should inform the authorities how they might respond in kind.
Yes, you must be tolerant of all kinks or risk being branded a terrorist.
This one only offers 50 of the never ending list of BDSM activities:
As a dominatrix, Mistress Evilyne offers over 50 different services including 24-hour domination, shoe worship, bondage, caning, human ashtray, ear pulling, food play, hard sports, water sports, shopping trips, pinching and public humiliation.
I do wonder about my fellow xy types. Have we always been like this?
I imagine that would be very distracting! Much more fun than playing tennis :)
Hugs,
Hermione
How does one concentrate on the game when that's going on right next door.
If Mistress Evilyne has a brochure I could get some more ideas for my continuing Monday story. lol
Thanks Ronnie
That made me smile! Would love to have been a fly on the wall!
Jan - No pic of her in the Times. I wonder the same here:) Thanks.
Cat - My pleasure. Thank you.
Archedone - Maybe some of the players visit her. Thank you.
Abby - Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.
Roz - You would think so. Thanks.
MrJ - I could do that:) Thank you.
OBB - Human ashtray gets me. Thank you.
Hermione - Don't think I'd be happy living next door to her. Thanks.
SG - You have some great ideas. Loved this weeks chapter. Thanks.
Linda - Me too:) Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
funny, thanks for the smile
bottoms up
Red
Summer sounds of leather on willow or in this case on skin. Nothing beats it.
What a kick! I love that if you don't go along with the 'letters' you would be a phobe and sacked from your job!!
Hi Ronnie, this made me giggle. I thought that the tennis players are the loud ones, but was completely wrong. Too funny, and I hope everyone enjoys their whipping.
hugs
Nina
Red - My pleasure. Thanks.
Michael - Like to be a fly on the wall in her house:) Thank you.
Minelle - That was his take. Thanks.
Nina - I wonder if any of the members from the club visit her:) Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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