A Smile for Today

Ronnie

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Picture from Red, Consensual Spanking

Tennis and howls

As its tennis season, Wimbledon coming to a close this weekend, media debate over the controversial effort related screeching from certain players, I thought it was funny to read a little article in the Sunday Times by Rod Liddle.

I've printed it below, I bet if it had been Wimbledon and not Orpington the authorities would have paid a visit to Ms Evilyne:)

''Advantage Mistress Evilyne

Horrible problems for members of the Knoll Lawn Tennis Club, in Orpington, southeast London. How to concentrate on that first service when distracted by the howls of anguish coming from a man being whipped on the buttocks at the dungeon of a dominatrix next door?

The club has protested to the authorities about Mistress Evilyne’s bondage parlour, which advertises such attractions as “human ashtray” and “pinching”. One women says her teenage son witnessed a handcuffed man being whipped in the garden.

Ms Evilyne says it’s nothing to worry about, nothing illegal etc. She adds that it’s straightforward BDSM and no sex ever takes place. I don’t know what BDSM means. I think it’s one of those abbreviations we have to support, like LGBT. Just go along with it or you’ll be outed on Twitter as a ’phobe and sacked from your job. New balls please."

Have a good week.

Ronnie
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Halls are decked, trees up. Cards posted, just the neighbours to be written/delivered the weekend and a couple of last minute pressie to buy.

I smiled to myself and thought 'lucky girl' when I spotted this card in Clintons the other day. The store was quite busy so I had to stand a bit awkwardly, close to the card racks so that people could get past me, and snap it close up with my phone.

Then I heard on the tv news later that Clintons were in trouble over one of their humour Christmas cards which depicted Santa on a council estate, apparently Clintons apologised and removed it from sale. I wondered whether the card I'd snapped had been produced in the UK and, if so, whether it's subject, humour or not, might offend that bunch of idiots who have been laying down the law recently about certain adult practices. I hoped it might and that Clintons would tell them to bugger off if they made contact.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
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