A Smile for Today

 

I don't like being late. 

What about you, do you hate being late? Have you ever been spanked for being late?

Stay safe. 

Ronnie
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Picture found on The Glenmore's blog.

Smile for Today

Ronnie
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Picture found at The Glenmore.

A Smile for Today

c1910's postcard. Spotted on ebay

Ronnie

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A Smile for Today

Couldn't make my mind up on which one to post - so you got three:)

Ronnie

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A Smile for Today

Ronnie

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Picture from Kinky Comics.

A Smile for Today

Love,

Ronnie

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Please let me know if picture is yours.

A Smile for Today

Ronnie
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Picture from Glenmore's Adult Spanking

Who said Divorce!

Made me smile.

1907 postcard found on ebay

Ronnie

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A Time For Giving

That's Christmas, right? So this girl is expecting some giving and didn't get any the weekend just gone and she's not satisfied. Literally.

I mean I place spanking on an equal footing with sex, in fact I might even rate it higher on a list of can't-do-withouts, really,  I mean that, because it kind of releases a lot of the same feelings as sex and then some, and vise versa of course. Anyway I better get some soon and I asked my husband Sunday evening if I might get a Christmas Day Spanking this year, he asked me why, did I plan on doing something wrong?

"You know what I mean," I said.

"Hmm well, we'll see how you behave between now and then."

I told him some girls might behave badly just to get spanked, I purposely kept it third party.

"Yes well men can differentiate between genuine naughtiness and mischievousness, we're not so stupid as some girls might imagine."

"So would mischievousness get spanked in your opinion?" I asked, keeping a straight face.

"At this time of year definitely." Music to my ears.

So there we are, mischief starts and I will be reminding my husband what he said. He probably won't even remember but I hope he'll do the right thing anyway. Once I've reminded him. And drawn the mischievousness to his attention:)

Have a good week.

Ronnie

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My husband looked drunk

We were in Birmingham the other day, P had to drop some papers in to the probate court and I wanted to take a pair of shoes back, we agreed to meet at the Bull Ring shopping centre by the bronze bull, we'd get a snack lunch. I was there on time but P was nowhere to be seen.

I waited several minute and was about to call him when suddenly he emerged ashen faced from the right hand end of the McLaren Honda juggernaut you can see in the picture. 

He was walking slightly unsurely as if he was drunk and his legs wouldn't propel him in the right direction.

I went up to him and asked him if he was alright, he said yes fine. I told him he looked dodgy and we better go sit down somewhere. He said no he'd be OK in a minute, he'd just been in a racing car and it had taken his breath away, he explained .... the far end of the McLaren vehicle was a pod racing car simulator and they were giving rides in it so he had a turn. He said it was bloody frightening but exhilarating, he said I should have a go but I said no thanks I'd seen what it had done to him.

I wanted to be able to keep my lunch down:)

We're away later for the weekend so catch up with you next week.

Have a fun one.

Ronnie

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Smile of the Day

Ronnie

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First picture from Consensual Spanking.

Happy Easter

Have fun one.

Wondering - does anyone know if it's possible to convert an image into a gif?

Ronnie

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Picture from Au Fil des Jours.

Smile of the Day

"I'm spanking you because I'm angry with you for not giving me any good reason for spanking you"

That's something P would say:)

Ronnie

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A great big spank

The current spell of warmer and dry weather is bringing out some pretty sights. The town over the weekend had shoppers in shorts, t shirts, short skirts, even a couple of pairs of hot pants I noticed, lovely to see. The number of joggers suddenly doubles, they won't all last, and then there are cyclists. I like the lycra gear 'proper' cyclists wear, the girls with their rounded bottoms straddling that little strip of leather or plastic or whatever they make saddles from and the boys with their muscled things and leaner buttocks pumping away at the pedals. I particularly like getting stuck behind a group on a hill, when they stand up on the pedals to get extra power and their bums raise up high, and they are two or sometimes three abreast.

My husband usually makes some comment about them being thoughtless buggers holding motorists up, but I don't mind at all and tell him to calm down.

We got stuck behind such a group the other day, eight or nine of them, and the air in the car was blue with expletives from P. When they had to stop at traffic lights P pulled to the outside of them, pleased at the opportunity it gave him to get past when the lights changed. I asked him how fast he thought he could pull away from the lights and he said plenty fast enough to leave that bloody lot behind. Then I lowered my window.

"I think I'll give one of them a great big spank on your behalf just as the green light shows. Are you certain you can outpace them?"

"Don't you bloody dare," said my husband and he overrode my window button promptly, then the lights changed. I smiled and waved to the cyclists as we passed them, a friendly smile not a smug one. He asked me if I would really have done that and I said, well if he kept complaining about them there could come a point when I might if the opportunity presents itself again. He didn't say anything but I bet he'll be a bit less agitated by them, or at least not show it so much.

Would I have spanked one? I would have loved to, a great big meaty smack. And a wave and a great big grin as we sped off of course:)

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
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Random Wednesday Update

Not sure who the girl is - anyone know?

Sunny was right. Girl is Angie Dickson. Found the picture on eBay.

 Sometimes you just have to ask.

Just a few pictures that caught my eye this week. Hope you enjoyed them.

Ronnie

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Let me know if any of the pictures are yours.

Have a butchers

A reader who knows I like London slang recently sent me some - so I thought I'd share a few with you.  Some you might know or heard of them.

Adam and Eve - Believe - I don't bloody Adam and Eve it!

Barnet Fair - Hair - My barnet could do with a wash.

Artful Dodger - Lodger - I've got an Artful to help pay the rent.

Bottle and Glass - Arse- He fell on his Bottle.

Brown Bread - Dead - He's Brown Bread.

Peckham Rye - Tie - Where's my peckham rye?

China Plate - Mate - How are you, me old China?

Hampstead Heath - Teeth - He knocked me Hampsteads out.

Currant Bun - Sun - The Currant Bun's hot today.

Jimmy Riddle - Piddle (urinate) - I really need to go for a Jimmy.

Khyber Pass - Arse - He kicked him up the Khyber.

Lady Godiva - Fiver (five pound note) - Lend us a Lady, mate.

Loaf of Bread - Head -  That's using the old Loaf.

Mince Pies - Eyes - You've got lovely Mince Pies my dear.

Pen and Ink - Stink - Cor! what a Pen and Ink.

Bladdered - Drunk - I'm bloody bladdered.

Todger - Penis - He's got a small/large todger.

Plates of Meat - Feet - You've got big Plates.

Pony - £25 - Lend me a Pony?

Round The Houses - Trousers - Take a Butcher's at those Rounds!

Ruby Murray - Curry - I'm going for a Ruby.

Sky Rocket - Pocket - Me Skies are empty.

Tea Leaf - Thief - Watch it, he's a bloody Tea Leaf.

Tom and Dick - Sick - He's feeling a bit Tom and Dick.

Vera Lynn - Gin - I'd love a Vera Lynn.

Here's mine.....

So, next time you're in a real London boozer, have a butchers and if you hear a geezer in a dodgy looking whistle and flute telling his trouble and strife that he's going to march her up the apples and pears for spending too much time on the dog and bone, take her alan wickers down and give a right scorching on her queen mum, you'll know he's going to take her upstairs and spank her on the bum for trotting up a mega phone bill. And if you hear that after he's settled the matter they'll sit down with a nice cup of rosy lee, you'll know they're still best of friends after the event.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
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Spanking in Comics

Click any of the pictures for larger image.

I love to see spanking in comics or magazines. Found on my travels around the web.  All new to me. 

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

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As always, if any belong to you please let me know.

Start as you mean to go on

These cards make me smile.

I still have the first one.  Twice I've been tempted to send it but P's told me NO:)

If anyone wants it let me know.

Ronnie

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Sexy Underwear

True:)

How about a bra like this

Out and about today so catch up with you when I can.

Ronnie

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Let me know if pictures are yours.

Did you forget to put knickers on

My husband sent me this. He doesn't often send me frivolous emails and I've no idea where he found the picture so if anyone recognise it please tell me, it will be enlightening. All his email said was "Did you forget to put knickers on before doing the weekly shop?" 

I told him "Well it definitely wasn't me snapped by the camera, I know because I always use shallow trolleys...and I don't wear chunky heels:)"

Intrigued to know what she was adverting. Car maybe.

Ronnie
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