Tennis and howls

As its tennis season, Wimbledon coming to a close this weekend, media debate over the controversial effort related screeching from certain players, I thought it was funny to read a little article in the Sunday Times by Rod Liddle.

I've printed it below, I bet if it had been Wimbledon and not Orpington the authorities would have paid a visit to Ms Evilyne:)

''Advantage Mistress Evilyne

Horrible problems for members of the Knoll Lawn Tennis Club, in Orpington, southeast London. How to concentrate on that first service when distracted by the howls of anguish coming from a man being whipped on the buttocks at the dungeon of a dominatrix next door?

The club has protested to the authorities about Mistress Evilyne’s bondage parlour, which advertises such attractions as “human ashtray” and “pinching”. One women says her teenage son witnessed a handcuffed man being whipped in the garden.

Ms Evilyne says it’s nothing to worry about, nothing illegal etc. She adds that it’s straightforward BDSM and no sex ever takes place. I don’t know what BDSM means. I think it’s one of those abbreviations we have to support, like LGBT. Just go along with it or you’ll be outed on Twitter as a ’phobe and sacked from your job. New balls please."

Have a good week.

Ronnie
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Strict Riding School

''Take him to the stables and deal with him for me please, Brenda, I have several boys to deal with already....'' Melinda was the riding school owner and Mistress and she believed in strict discipline, especially with staff.

So Brenda took the unfortunate stable boy to the stables, made him strip and bend over a hay bale and gave his bottom a good caning as she knew her Mistress would have wanted. 

The boy wasn't slack in his duties again that week, he wasn't sitting comfortably in the saddle when exercising the horses either....

Saw the pics and couldn't resist sharing them. Let me know if they are yours and I will take them down or link when I get back.

Hope this scheduled post worked.

Ronnie

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