Solution for the pain....

An aftercare winner for any bottoms - if we were allowed to use one.

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx

Picture from The NaturallyGin blog.

Advice for Brides

From BRIDES magazine, amongst all the other worthy information and ideas their website contains.

Hang on, did they say 'Kinky'? I thought it was standard practice. It should be:)

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

A New Year Begins

Our wish for you and yours is that 2019 will be a happy, healthy and prosperous one filled with love.

Happy New Year.

Ronnie

xx

After all the hard work....

....Santa felt he deserved a little festive fun of his own.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas day. Enjoy the rest of the holidays.

Ronnie

xx

Bottoms

......and I wonder why someone has numbered them.

I sent it to my husband and asked him, he said maybe a competition of some sort, choose the sexiest or whatever. I asked him which it would be in his opinion, he said he didn't know, each to their own...I thought that was it. Then he came back and said now if he was asked to choose the most spankable that might be different. So I said 'I'm asking'. He thought, then said that's easy I'd just spank them all, in no particular order.  

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx

At the beach

Catch up when I'm back.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx

Bouncing Bottoms Galore and The Cane!

Really! Swinging cocks too on the beach near our hotel in Tarragona. It wasn't marked as a nudist beach but it was clearly a case of anything goes, not that I mind at all, I just hadn't expected it. I spotted the first one and nudged P, who was laying flat out on the sand beside me trying to doze after a sleepless night. He didn't even raise his head, just murmured lovely and to keep an eye on them and let him know if it grew to epidemic proportions. Then, as an afterthought, see if I could spot any spanked bottoms amongst them, adding not to forget that my own bottom was due to be spanked later.

That was last week, first full day of a lovely little break in the sunshine which combined spanking with good seafood, Roman ruins, historic old town, excellent wines, more nudes and a trip to a leisure park which we aborted quickly. So I'm refreshed and I shall tell you a bit about it because I was also well spanked.

At the start of our trip I was in the doghouse for badgering my husband to get to the airport extra early because there were press reports of huge delays at Bham because of airport restructuring work in addition to local road closures. Even the car parking firm said allow extra time so, reluctantly, P agreed and allowed nearly three hours ahead of departure time, something he never ever does! So anyway we got there in just normal traffic and the airport itself was quiet and P told me someone needed a damned good spanking and perhaps he could rent a private room for half an hour. Very funny, I told him. He said I wouldn't think it was funny when I was across his lap later. Promises promises, I thought but didn't say.

P got stopped at Security, he was frisked by a girl then asked to open his bag, she removed a small sunsceen spray and gave it to someone to take to a separate scanner, it took less than five minutes but from the look on P's face you'd have thought a lot longer, he does get a bit angry. But here's the funny bit...after she'd cleared him and he re-joined me...he said, "What a disappointment, she stopped me for an innocuous mini sunscreen and ignored the dangerous weapon I was carrying". I asked him what he was on about and he told me he'd got one of my travel canes in his bag. I didn't believe him so he unzipped and rummaged around to show me the red handle, he didn't get it right out of the bag. I was shocked. 

"What if she'd seen that and asked you what it was for?" I was really amazed that he'd done that without telling me.

"I would have taken great pleasure in asking her what she thought it was for and then, before she even answered, telling her she was probably right. And then watching her face." He was smiling, probably pleased with himself for having risked it.

I asked him what if I'd been standing next to him, OMG the very thought made me shudder but he maintained it was none of their business and so what if they saw it, it would probably embarrass them more than him, he said. (what about me!). Anyway the cat was out of the bag, I knew a spanking wasn't an idle threat and he reminded me several times during our long wait for embarking that the only thing keeping his temper even was the thought of striping my bottom later. I have to admit it made me tingle each time he said it.

The Spanish airport was dead and they don't bother too much about passports so we got through and picked up our car quickly, it was less than half an hour to the hotel, it wasn't late but even so by the time we got there we were both hungry and stale from travel so a quick shower and into town. We didn't get back till late and we had guests next door so I didn't get spanked. P didn't sleep well, he got a mosquito bite and swore there was one in the room but couldn't find it, he didn't think the bed was comfortable and there was a train line nearby which ran throughout the night although I didn't think it was too noisy.

So that's the background and why P was feeling tired the following day, after visiting the harbour in the morning, when we were spending couple of hours on the beach. He didn't get to doze, I kept reporting more nudes to him, there really were quite a few and some fit looking types amongst them, I made a point of saying that. P wasn't tempted. After an hour or so I told him I was going to get a cup of tea, there was a beach bar not far away, he said he'd have a coffee but not yet, he had a little job to do first. He was going to cane me.

I told him he couldn't, not on a beach, he hadn't got the cane with him anyway, it wasn't supposed to happen like this blah blah. He just said we'd leave the towels where they were and walk back to our hotel which actually overlooked the beach, then he'd cane me and then we'd come back down and have a drink at the beach bar and I could sit there with a sore bottom and point out some of the nudes to him. He was very cheerful. The hotel room was cool, there was no noise coming from either side, P said it was a very good time for caning with everybody out. He retrieved the cane from his bag, put me across his lap on the bend, pulled my shorts down and caned me, telling me off all the way through it for pestering him into breaking his good timekeeping habits. I objected and told him I'd only been following Internet advice!

"And for good measure," said my husband, "quite apart from the airport debacle, I think you deserve your bottom extra caned for going on about all the nudes on the beach."

So I got quite a long caning and he did it hard because it's a short cane and he wanted to make sure it made an impression. It did! It might have been short but it was whippy and it stung like hell and it was as much as I could do to stifle my cries. When he decided I'd learned my lesson he gave my bottom a beefy slap with his hand and told be to get off and pull my shorts up. I lingered, thinking he might want some attention but just snapped and said it was coffee time, telling me to get a move on or I'd be back over his knee for another dose only harder and then I'd be going down to the beach bar with tears as well as a sore bottom. I jumped off the bed!

We were sipping tea and coffee fifteen minutes later, sitting on the raised decking of the beach bar which gave a great view of the whole beach, idly watching boobs, water shrivelled cocks and bare bottoms in the sea. P said he didn't think any of them had been spanked. The only bottom that has been spanked for certain was sitting next to him:)

Ronnie

xx    

Getting to know me

You know me and memes. Spotted this one on Erica's blog.

1.  If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
David Attenborough. I'd liked to have met Nelson Mandela.

2. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
No clothes. Just a touch of Channel No 5.

Though on a couple of nights last winter (P was away) I wore a t-shirt because it was cold.

3. Ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Gosh no. Who would want to write a poem or song about me.

4. Do you have any strange phobias?
Mice. I'm terrified of them, I even have to close my eyes when I see them on TV, how silly is that?

5. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
What would I want to do that for. No.

6. What’s your religion?
Don't do religion.

7. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Walking or gardening.

8. When was the last time you played air guitar?
Not for a while.

9. How do you vent your anger?
Waking very fast, turn the music up loud or having a moan with friends.

10. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?
Behind it. I hate having my picture taken though I don't mind P taking pictures of my bottom after a spanking.

11. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Who hasn't.

12. What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Trying to please everyone.  Loyal, trustworthy, honest, friendly (take your pick)

13. Do you have a collection of anything?
Not anymore.

14. What is a sound you hate; sound you love?
Dogs barking and wind chimes especially when I'm trying to get to sleep.

15. Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Yes, I think I turned out OK.

16. What’s the worst place you’ve ever been to?
A market in Africa

17. Favorite band?
No current favourite but I've always loved Queen, Small Faces and R.E.M.

18. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Nothing serious just a couple of minor bumps.

19. What the last book you read?
A book on Dementia

20. What’s the last movie you saw?
Sleepy Hollow

21. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
A torn ligament that took ages to heal.

22. What’s your sexual orientation?
Heterosexual now.

23. Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Once at school.

24. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
No. Life's too short to hold grudges. 

25. Do you save money or spend it?
Both. 

26. What was the last thing you purchased?
Lipstick.

27. How many relationships have you had?
Only one that matters.

28. Where were you yesterday?
Here, there and everywhere. Busy day.

29. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes - my knickers.

30. What’s your favorite animal?
Dogs. German Shepherds.

31. What were you doing last night at 12:00 a.m.?
Cleaning my teeth.

32. What do you think is Satan’s last name?
I've no idea.

33. What is the single best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
Deciding P was the one for me. I didn't like him when I first met him.

34. What is a saying that you say a lot?
Not a saying but I say- "For fucks sake."

35. What is your current desktop picture?
Boring stock image that came with the laptop. 

36. Favorite color?
Red
oh you didn't mean on my bottom. (no it's not my bottom)

Then it's blue.

37. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
LOL. I could name a few but there's no way I would be able to do it, 

38. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Can't pick just one. 

39. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
A women slashing the face of a man with a broken bottle. Was standing right next to him.  

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Couple I'd like to meet for drinks or dinner but can't say there is any I'd want to sleep with.

41. Have you ever thrown up in a car?
Only when I was a small child.

42. In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Giving and taking, respect for one another, trust, listening and communication. 

43. What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Pretty Women, Roy Orbison. Always been one of my favourites.

44. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) My first thought would be no as I wouldn't want to burden them with the knowledge but then common sense would kick in and tell me I had to.
b) If I was well enough I would want to travel as much as I was able and see as many family and friends.
c) I think I'm more afraid of being old with pain sickness and being a burden on others.

45. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
No. I much prefer to email, text or speak personally to someone.

46. What is the meaning of life?
I'd like to say something profound but I can't think of anything at the moment. I  loved Erica's reply to this one. A quote from her father - “An entrance, an exit, and a lot of bullshit in between.” Perfect.

47. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"Said it like it was." 

48. Do you have any nicknames?
Not anymore.

49. Do you have any obsessions right now?
I wouldn't say an obsession but spanking is high up there.

50. If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
I'd like to say something that would make everyone sit up and take note or something  uplifting but no. So I'd say stop this madness and killing. Countries come and work together. Give peach a chance. 

Thanks Erica.

Ronnie
xx

P doesn't do cruises

I know a few of my friends on and off line enjoy cruises and I've said before that my husband doesn't do them. Our neighbours are on one right now and they say they're great but P always says he doesn't like being cooped up, prefers terra firma, rental car, go where he wants, choose where he has dinner, do as he pleases, he loves the sea and will swim in it for hours but he doesn't want to live on it in a floating hotel (his words not mine) ..........until ... maybe ... I showed him this article from Times Travel on Sunday.

Then he saw the price at the bottom, next to the bottom if you'll pardon the pun, and nah, that's outrageous, we could do Dubrovnik, Venice and Split for well under four grand. I said but what about all the erotic play nights on board, he just said to let him know what sort of erotic I had in mind and he'd do his best to arrange it:)

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx

The Girl's Business Cards

You may remember me finding and buying this book

and sharing some of the business cards the working girls used to put in London red telephone boxes advertising their different services. Well I found more on my travels. Hope you enjoy them.

For my new readers - These are called Tart cards and were often printed cards (though some of the early ones were handwritten/drawn

and were placed in London telephone boxes by the girls advertising all their different type of services during the 1980's when a loophole in the law meant they were not, strictly speaking, illegal.

The practice of placing cards was known as carding. It was a particularly English phenomenon specific to London and seaside resort around Brighton and Hove (though they did appear in other towns) For the printers who were prepared to take the risk they represented a very regular and lucrative business.

Sex sells but ironically sex was the one word that was not used on the cards. Hand written, euphemism, double entendres, catch phrases, plain text, rhymes and a specialised vocabulary.

There was a lot of competition so their business cards had to stand out from all the others. 

You can view more of the cards from the book here and here.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx 

Semen Facials

Could it be true, I honestly don't know but the article caught my attention, it was on the Huffington Post  yes a beauty blogger recommends the use of it, as per the link. Now they got some scientist to opine on it and apparently ingredients wouldn't serve any useful purpose when applied to the face, well what do scientists know anyway. I kind of liked the article and told my husband about it and asked him if he'd mind doing it a bit more often and also if he'd be offended if I let some spray onto my face as well as into my throat. I was joking you understand. Well partly.

My husband laughed then said it seemed like a good idea, he would give it a go but he wouldn't be very pleased if I stopped half way and started adjusting him mid spurt to where I wanted it, I suppose he had a point. He then said he thought it probably worked on bottoms too he'd heard that some girls liked getting spunked over their bottoms. I corrected him and said 'No, P, I don't think that's because they think it's a beauty treatment, it's just because they like having their bottoms spunked on'.

'Ah, ok,' was all he said, I had rather hoped he might show a bit more interest.


Ronnie

xx 

Positions for Spanking

I like the cane but wouldn't like it in that position.

How on earth could you keep still for a caning in that position?

Have you ever been spanked in an unusual position?

Have a fun weekend..

Ronnie
xx

If I had to be Spanked

I mean had to be, as in no way out, by George Clooney or Eddie Redmayne, who would I choose? Come to think of it, who would you choose?

Why am I asking? Well, inspired by an hilariously one-sided article in the Daily Mail (which I don't buy) about Poldark's leading hunk Aidan Turner causing women across the country to dampen their knickers (they didn't use that precise term) and a counter view in the Sunday Times by Vogue's deputy editor Emily Sheffield saying he was 'old-school', I got to thinking about it. 

Now the Mail is smut dressed up as a respectable tabloid in my opinion, the ST a respectable weekly not wanting to miss out the smut, but only in a high brow way.

The Mail suggested women were focused on Mr Turner's attributes, abs and buns,

and a scene from last week's episode where he skinny dipped nude in the Cornish sea,

the ST's guest writer opined that modern women were probably more interested in finding out who his hair stylist was. Hmm.

The ST printed a list of Old-school vs New Fem Buff, part of both lists below:-

Old - Matt Damon, Russell Crowe, George Clooney, Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford, Matthew McConnaugey.......

New - Miles Tyler, Benedict Cumberbatch, Eddie Redmayne, Andrew Garfield, Sam Smith, David Beckham.........

I think I must be 'old' woman, cave woman in fact, because I have to say I didn't give a monkeys who Mr Turner's hair stylist was but I did appreciate him taking off his shirt to get down to some hard graft and I did notice what little I could see of his pert buns and broad shoulders as he waded into the Atlantic. That's not to say I don't like any of the 'new' list at all.

I must admit I slightly disliked Ms Sheffield's assumptions, probably Vogue isn't for me then, and I didn't entirely agree with the Mail's either but overall I think women still like a man to be hunky and masterful, at times:) even though it might be politically incorrect to say it.

And if I did have to be spanked by George or Eddie, I mean forced at gunpoint, well I think I might just have to go for George.

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx

Bottoms and S&M

I was shopping the other day in Chester, I love it up there, it always seems so much more Christmasy than our own town (I suppose someone visiting our town from Chester might think exactly the same in reverse) although that wasn't the main reason I was there. The main reason was the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet park just outside the city, it's great for picking up bargains at this time of year and I did just that. I also got some nice cheeses, a beautiful wreath and some exciting wines from Corks Out in the city, it's a lovely little niche wine store which we used to frequent when our son was at the university and we used to visit a lot more than we do nowadays.

Anyway in one of the card shops in the town I found some cards I liked,

Red leather eye mask,

diamond studded handcuffs,

silk-lined whip -
this was no ordinary Christmas,
this was an S&M Christmas.

and I couldn't resist snapping them. Didn't buy either but did buy this one

Off to Birmingham today to do the last of my Xmas shopping. Catch up with you over the weekend.

Have a fun one.

Ronnie

xx

Beautiful Bottom Contest

Sharing this picture Anonymous (a long time reader) sent me.

Click picture for bigger image.

Back in the office today:(

Ronnie

xx

Calling All Bottoms

As tomorrow will be the last of my Tops Spot posts (thanks to all who sent me in their reviews and pictures) KiwiGirl suggested I do a similar spot for bottoms and their least favourite spanking implement.

Thanks Kiwigirl, great idea.

So are there any Bottoms (you don't have to have a blog) out there who would care to share and send me a paragraph (or more!) about their least favourite spanking implement and why. Perhaps something unusual, or maybe something very normal. Send pictures if you want.

I'd love to hear from you if there are and let me know if I can publish them.

Email: ronniesoul@gmail.com

Ronnie
xx

Tops Spot

Thanks for joining me for another Tops Spot

This week we have one from a fellow blogger - Joey

My favorite implement, an acrylic cane. 24" with a diameter of .25 inches

I really like this implement as a bottom or a top. 

I paid about $15 US for the cane.  Although it is not long or wide, I find that the cane stings as much or more than a rattan cane.  And, I am amazed at the burn after a stroke. Wow!  I find it very easy to control because it is not very long.  I have placed it in carry on luggage and have taken it on the commuter train to spanking parties.  I could not do that with a long rattan cane.  Also, in small space, I can swing the acrylic cane. Sometimes, I do not have enough space for a long rattan cane.

My female top friends love this cane.  Angel told me it is easy to control and she loves my reaction to the sting and burn.  

Joey also likes to hand spank.

I feel more connected with the bottom and enjoy the tactile feel of the skin as it warms from my strokes. I can also use my hand to gently rub the bum to sooth it between strokes.

I'm quite partial to a OTK hand spanking:)

Thank you Joey.

If any tops, male or female (haven't had one from a female top yet) who would like to do a review of an implement they own or tell me about a favourite they have, and why, please email me. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so

Don't forget to come back next Wednesday for another Tops Spot.

Ronnie
xx

Calling all Tops

Following on from my husband's not very seriously taken 'review' of the LT Ruler Paddle, are there any Tops (you don't have to have a blog) out there who would care to share and send me a paragraph (or more!) about the use of a particular implement, perhaps a personal favourite or something unusual, or maybe something very normal but which gets used in an unusual way?

I'd love to hear from you if there are, I'd publish them if you told me I could. 

We often hear from the Bottom's perspective, not nearly enough from the Top.

Email : ronniesoul@gmail.com

Ronnie
xx

Rear of the Year

It seems female students at Cambridge are putting Rear of the Year prize alongside Degrees, Doctorates, Nobel prizes etc.

According to a Daily Mail article on Wednesday they're getting rear ends photographed in sexy undies and posted onto websites. Goodness me, is this really what our future business women, scientists, barristers etc get up to? I passed comment to my husband, he said 'If it is, there's hope.'

Not around much the weekend so catch up with you soon. Have a fun one.

Ronnie

xx

My Husband's a Pygophile

No really, he is. And he can't get arrested for it. I didn't even know the word until yesterday when I read the Sunday Times Style magazine, it actually means he loves a good butt and that's what the article was all about and how the recent trend is for 'bigger is better'.

The author, Clover Stroud, dismisses Pippa Middleton's bum with a quote from Jemima Khan on Twitter which said 'Pippa has the ass of a prepubescent boy.' Instead, the article says, substantial derrieres with owners like Kim Kardashian, Carole Vorderman, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce are the ones to watch and try to emulate. Kardashian, on the left in the orange skirt, also gives few tips on how to keep a bottom pert and in proportion:-

1. Working the glutes is the answer

2. Lunges and squats do the trick

3. Nice cream teas and cup cakes

4. Slathering with coconut oil.

My husband said he wouldn't mind giving her a good slathering, whatever that entails. She also said little dimples of cellulite are ok (Yeah!!.)

The article also says big bums are defiant and say something about their owners. They refer to Taschen's Big Butt Book as evidence although I googled it and skimmed through a few pages and couldn't quite follow their logic.

Never mind, the bottom line is, if we want to wiggle like Monroe, we just need to think like Kim and keep on eating those cream teas and cup cakes. Oh, and get slathered from time to time.

A couple of images from the Big Butt Book:-

Ronnie

xx