A Smile for Today

Dear Anne,

The other day you commented on how well behaved my husband was. You wondered aloud if I had some secret. I just smiled and we talked about other things. (as Craig did the dishes).

Later I realised that I should have shared with you how our wonderful marriage works. Maybe it could help yours, I know your hubby can be a handful. These brushes are the secret. Whenever Craig misbehaves or fails to do his chores, I simply take him to the bedroom, pull down his pants, grab one of these, and blister his bare bottom until I feel he's learned his lesson. Yep a good old fashioned spanking works for naughty boys, works for naughty husbands. At least mine. This is our secret, but feel free to share this far and wide on the Internet. Reblog if you want.  I suspect there are plenty of frustrated wives out there who have naughty "boys"that need a bite of the hairbrush.

Susan.

Ronnie

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Bath brush mistake

I didn't think it was a mistake at the time, in fact I thought I'd done very well. I bought a new bath brush from Bodycare for .... wait for it... £1.99. 

Yes true, I thought it was ridiculous and I know I paid way more than that for the old one which I got from John Lewis. So bye-bye old bath brush, I thew it in the bin. Unfortunately for me P went in there, well not literally, to dispose of some rubbish. He took it out unbeknown to me and brought it back inside the house.

Later that day he pretended to have noticed a new bath brush in the bathroom and asked me what had happened to the old one. I told him (foolishly) that it had seen better days and was splitting and he didn't use it anyway and me only rarely, so I bought a new one. If only I hadn't said it was splitting I would have been alright, well maybe. Anyway I did and he produced the old one in seconds and asked me where the split was. Well that was me done for, I made up some useless excuse for thinking there was a hairline crack (we truly did have on once which cracked) but he didn't believe me. He said he liked the old one, it was heavier and a bit longer, 

useful for spanking my backside with when I was naughty. What! He never used it on my bottom, well a couple of times when it was new, novelty value and all that.

Well he used it now. Not for buying a new one and not for discarding his old 'favourite' (he does like old things) but for telling a porky. Good job he was in playful mood because that old bath brush comes sharp and my bottom was still tender from when he'd spanked me a couple of days earlier. He took my shorts down and gave me several swats with me just bending across the sofa, they hurt and I wiggled a lot but it wasn't excruciating and didn't last long. He stopped and I went to get up but he told me to stay where I was and bounded off up the stairs only to return a minute later with the new brush. He then spanked me with that one for about the same amount of time and I shrieked because it seemed sharper. He laughed and patted my bottom and told me I could get up. He asked which one was harder, old or new?

"They're both beastly," I said, "but I think the new one is the worst."

"Ok," said my husband, "so we'll keep the new one in the bathroom for the purpose it was intended and put the old one in my desk drawer in the office for use when necessary."

He sounded so pleased with himself I didn't even want to argue. He'll probably forget it's there anyway. Well I hope so. He's got plenty of implements for spanking me without adding more. Mind you it did make for a pleasant glow afterwards:) 

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

Brushing-off democracy again

Tongue in cheek you might think but this really happened as reported by Rod Liddle in the Times on Sunday. Under the rules allowing public petitions to be submitted to Parliament, one was submitted demanding the change of name for a toothbrush to be called a 'teethbrush' on the grounds that toothbrush might give an erroneous impression that it was intended to be used on only one tooth. I kid you not. And MP's had to give it the time of day.... at a time when they hardly have any spare time of day to squabble about anything other than brexit. No wonder the poor devils are complaining of overwork, stressed related complaints, over drinking, you name it.

Anyway they managed to scrabble together a rejection decision for the toothbrush petition on the grounds that it was not a matter for which Parliament had responsibility. So they are still making decisions. Amazing, comforting for the country to know the wheels are still turning but how must foreigners chuckle at the mess 'grande bretagne' appears to be in these days.

Why not petition about a bath brush, on the grounds that it might give an impression that its use is restricted to bathing:)

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx 

A Smile for Today

picture found here

Ronnie

xx

Spanked in men's underpants

Wearing her husband's underpants was a surefire sign Angela needed some corrective treatment. She got it and was soundly spanked in them.

The only trouble with wearing her husband's pants, she reflected afterwards, was the way they retained heat. Her bottom simmered for ages.

If P finds me wearing his underpants I get spanked.

For those who may not have read it, this is one of my more amusing spanking accounts that happened a while ago when I wore his.

......Our family bathroom is way overdue for re-decorating, there's some flaking paint on the skirting. So on Saturday I told P I'd give it a quick lick of paint, only take an hour or so while he was at the office.

I put a pair of P's old underpants on and then joked to him that as I was doing boys work (I know it's not only boys work) better dress appropriately. "What do you mean", those aren't my jeans".

So I loosened the button and pulled the waistband of his pants up for him to see what I was wearing underneath my jeans. He doesn't wear them anymore they're years old, I keep them in my drawer because there's a story attached to them, anyway there was soon to be another one, or so I hoped, short sharp and sweet. He took the bait. ''Well you can take your jeans right off and come with me into the bedroom before you get started, I can see you're in a cheeky mood and I wouldn't want you doing a less than exemplary job so I think five minutes across my knee should help you take it seriously. You'll get the 'boys' work done with a sore bottom, and you'd better do a good job or it'll be the bath brush when I get back from the office''.

Now this was all in good fun as you can imagine from my telling but even so the spanking was carried out with P's customary efficiency and I did indeed have to get on with it with my cheeky bum well warmed, 
I enjoyed it and looked forward to his return, making sure I'd missed a few bits. I got the work done minus the missed bits, left the brush out, silly dizzy me not knowing it needs washing. 

Then what happened, our son came home unexpectedly early, I called to watch out there's wet paint in the bathroom and went about some ironing. Twenty minutes later son appeared in the kitchen, ''You missed a couple of bits, Mom, I filled them in for you and cleaned the brush up.'' And with a peck on the cheek he went to put the brush and paint away in the garage.

When P returned a bit later he said I'd done a good job, he probably figured the threat of the bath brush may have helped, I told him actually I hadn't done a great job at all, I'd missed some and if it hadn't been for our son the paintbrush would have dried up and gone rock hard. He just smiled and said oh well it all turned out fine so no problem.

Well maybe it wasn't a problem for him but I'd been primed and I'd been looking forward to a telling off from that bath brush for my girlie carelessness and it didn't happen.

I think it's time for those underpants to make an appearance again:)

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx

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Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

AngleBrat writes.....

Nick and I have a pretty large assortment of implements. It's kind of silly, really - there are a lot of them that rarely ever get used. But there are a few that see regular rotation. Most of my spankings are disciplinary in nature, and he usually uses one of several wooden paddles: 

All of the above easily strike fear in my heart, but the implement I really fear is a short, curved bath brush. 

This was an item I picked up several years ago in a holiday gift set at Walmart for under $3.00. It doesn't look all that scary, but the small size really concentrates and amplifies each swat, and it sets me on fire like nothing else. Most wooden paddles will eventually leave you feeling numb after a bit - this brush is one of the few implements we own that can cut right through that numbness!

Thanks AngleBrat.  That Spencer paddle looks scary.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me at ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie

xx

Spencer Paddle, Jokari Paddle, Cane-Iac Junior Maple Paddle with holes, The Patty Paddle
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Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

This week - The Bath Brush.

Sarah writes:-

"By miles and miles it has to be the bath brush, particularly applied to a damp bottom after I've showered. 

It looks so innocuous and yet I can't tolerate it.Peter maintains that he likes to see me buck and wriggle a bit during a spanking (for his entertainment !) but I can't stay still at all for this. It's saved for punishment and he insists I lie still. He goes very quiet when I'm punished and that makes it even worse.Ugh, makes me squirm thinking about it. I literally fight back the tears and grit my teeth and take it.A couple of times I've not agreed with the sanction and that's been really tough. Do you think it hurts so much because the pain is concentrated ? Also for me it has something to do with the fact that I'm being punished like a silly, naughty little girl (although I quite like that too...jeeeze we must be hard to figure out."

Thanks Sarah.  Not one of my favourties either.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me. ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottom Up.

Ronnie
xx

Picture taken from ASS.

Bottoms Up

Great response to my Calling all Bottoms post so thanks to all who kindly emailed. Some (quite a lot) are not for the blog, other have given permission to share and sent pictures.

I'll be posting them over the next few Wednesdays and call it Bottoms Up.  

Our first is from Michael of disciplinedbehaviour. 

As the Bottom in our FLR there is one instrument with which I have a love-hate relationship and that is the bath-brush.

I love the tingle in my head and the butterflies in my stomach when I see my wife reach for the brush and take it from its hook in the shower enclosure.

More often than not it is used for an impromptu spanking. I might just be called into the bathroom when I least expect it, maybe in the morning, and then have my pants pulled down and be told to bend over with my hands on the sink.

A few seconds later and the spanking begins and the pain is hateful.

The long handle of the brush means that momentum at the end of the long handle builds up quickly, even with a restricted swing. Something to do with radial velocity I guess.

The round head of the brush is usually a dense wood or a laminate because it needs to be water resistant. My wife usually makes sure that the head lands on the same spot on each cheek and the soreness is intense.

When she applies it to the back on legs I am jumping after only a few strokes. A bath-brush spanking usually consists of at least twenty smacks to each cheek and it has been known for her to go on to fifty but by that time I am most certainly begging in my head for her to stop. I am not allowed voice any complaint since I am the one who is the submissive.

A middle of the road hateful instrument is this length of black tubing, shown here against a paddle so that you can judge the length. 

It is the stiff black ½” tubing used in garden irrigation systems. We have taken this on holiday once or twice as it would not arouse suspicion in a security check at the airport. When used as a stick on the bottom or, even worse, on the front of my legs, it delivers a very good punishment but also an overall glow, so it is pain and pleasure at the same time.

Thank you Michael.  Love/hate relationship with the bath brush -  I just hate it:)

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx

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Second picture property of Michael