Zen and the art of getting your ass spanked

"It’s April 2017, a sunny afternoon in Melbourne, and I am down on all fours in leggings and a shirt in front of another woman. She’s pleasant, youngish, and also from New Zealand. If you walked in right now it would look like a yoga class, like someone getting a correction to their pose. But she is actually asking me if I would like her to spank me..."

It's an extract from a report by Kiwi journalist Rebekah Holt and it isn't just for girls, or by girls, it's both sexes. They take things seriously in New Zealand, I know that from personal experience because we did business with NZ quite a few years ago, a Reverend would you believe and a member of his family. I remember our first meeting with them at a hotel in Stratford On Avon, they were lovely but, as P remarked afterwards, seemed very insecure, careful, distrusting really but not in an impolite way. We got used to that and as we got to know them better they thawed out of course, but through them we dealt with lots of Kiwis over a few years and nearly always found the same initial uncertainties. 

So I could kind of imagine them entering these 'spanking classes', they sound as if they are intended for 'newbies'. They have a nice picture of one of their trainers, Jesse, you can see him below, he looks like a nice young man:)

What was Ms Holt's verdict on her day with zen and spanking and massage? I think she liked it, her own words:-

"...What I don’t expect from the day is the kind of enforced evaluation I go through. The no and yes exercises forced me to spend time examining how I truly felt. This feels like the truly erotic part. I spent a day asking myself what I wanted, and I liked it.

Oh and yes, my ass was a bit sore the next day."

Well she got a sore ass out of it, what more could she want:)

Ronnie

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Brass Bottom

Would you have your bottom cast in brass?

That's what this lady had done for her husband 50th birthday.

What a wonderful and unique present. 

Ronnie

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Firemen Release Kinky Bondage Couple

On Wednesday I went into Birmingham to meet a friend for a little shopping and lunch. I went in on the train because parking (and driving) in Birmingham is a nightmare. The train always has loads of freebie newspapers called Metro, I'm not sure it would qualify as a newspaper actually, it's full of mostly light irrelevant stuff but I usually have a glance through it if I haven't got anything better to do and having to avoid staring at the person/s sitting opposite me if the train's full. So I was glancing away and came across this amusing little article:-

A bondage session took an awkward turn for a kinky couple in Halifax when they lost the key to their handcuffs and had to be cut free by firefighters.

The embarrassed women from Hebden Bridge walked into a local fire station at 1.30am and asked for help after they got stuck while using the cuffs.

‘We found it amusing, but the girls looked embarrassed,’ Commander Paul Gyde told the Halifax Courier.

‘They (handcuffs) looked real and probably served the purpose for what they wanted them for.’

The firefighters eventually removed the shackles from the two women in their 20s, who probably won’t be using the toy apparatus again anytime soon.

‘We were pleased we were able to assist them,’ Cmdr Gyde added.

I had to laugh, I could just imagine the situation, poor girls. I could also imagine the firemen too, I bet they called their mates across so that they all enjoyed the dilemma of the two manacled girls before they finally released them. I like firemen, I think they do a fantastic job, have to be very fit too, I reckon it would have been an appropriate occasion to give the girls a good dressing down for wasting firemen's time, perhaps a good spanking before sending them on their way. Hmm perhaps not, that was just my mind working overtime:)

When I put the Metro down I made sure I'd turned it on a couple of pages in case any other traveller picked it up and saw what I'd been laughing at. 

What would you do in a situation like that? Would you call on the police or fire officers to help?

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

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Spanking Art & Humour

Is it really Friday already? I don't know where the week's gone.

Art and humour by Dan De Carlo and Bill Ward

Click to enlarge the picture below

Hope you have a good weekend.

Ronnie

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Here's a tricky one, Google

P was out with with a client last night so just me and son in for dinner. Just as were were finishing our meal he asked if I had read an article regarding Google interviews in the SundayTimes. (He's just graduated and looking for work, so interviews on his mind). I must admit I hadn't, he went on to tell me that the article was about possible questions that job applicants are expected to solve at interviews off the tops of their heads. He said he'd kept the article, went to fetch it and read a little from it. Apparently Google get 3,000 job applications a day and only 50 UK vacancies were being advertised last week and how times have changed.

It's not at all like the old days any more, even if you don't remember them you'd have seen the old ways spoofed in movies, old school tie, Oxford or Cambridge, Harvard wasn't it, etc...

Interviewer: “Didn’t your father used to work here?”

Interviewee: “Yes, he sends his best wishes.”

Interviewer: “Do you still play rugby, by the way?”

Interviewee: “Yes.”

Interviewer: “Jolly good. When can you start?”

Anyway it's definitely not like that now, not at Google anyway. He said have a go at these questions which I did.

1. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?

2. How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap?

3. You have eight balls all of the same size. Seven of them weigh the same. One of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the heavier ball by using a balance and only two weighing?

4. A man pushed his car to the hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?

I can hear you say, how did I do, very bad actually, only got one right. There can't be answers to some of these and others require lateral thinking. I read the article later and I'm very glad I'm not having to go through interviews these days especially with questions like these.

Why not have a go at the questions, leave me the answers in comments but no Googling.

Ronnie

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