Father Christmas Came Early to our House

P gave me his for "our eyes only" present, a senior bamboo cane, it's 32" long and made from Kooboo Loontie Rattan which is apparently the finest and, according to the manufacturer's blurb, gives great flexibility, superior sting and lasting depth.

Goodness I never knew it was so technical, it sounds like some of the wine reviews we get:), all I ever really know is the effect a cane has on my backside and I'm sure I'll be getting to know this one soon enough.

P said the manufacturer is in Coventry (less than an hour from us) and he has sound proofed testing cubicles where clients can go and 'try before they buy'. I'm sure P was joking about that, god I surely hope so, Gulp.

Anyway here it is:-

Note the suppleness and the clear and lasting line when applied correctly.

Hopefully they'll be some R & R to follow, as it won't be a punishment, not as far I can tell at the moment anyway. Might not be this way around though.

Ronnie
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Please let me know if any of the pictures are yours.

Sorry Chef

How did your Christmas go? Hopefully you all had a wonderful one with no family arguments and you got everything you wished for.

I only got 2 presents from my naughty Christmas Wish list. The spaghetti measurer and wooden spoons (have to say very effective, haven't tried on spaghetti yet though) and the Heart and Soul book. P said he tried to find the dogging bat but definitely no UK site selling them so I would have to wait. I also have to wait for the glass dildo as the store he ordered from sent a last minute email to say sorry it was out of stock, so he cancelled the order and said I could wait until my birthday for it (that's ages away!!! don't they do dildos in the January Sales somewhere?).

So I was mildly disappointed on one hand but I did have some other wonderful presents on the other and I even had a Christmas spanking while son put on his chauffeur hat on and went to fetch family over for lunch. It didn't last long but it was gratefully and greedily received; P was busy preparing the food and I was acting commis, he told me to put a spurt on we were running a bit late, I told him 'Ooh so sorry Sir, I'll speed up immediately' and stuck my tongue out, P took my arm with one hand and grabbed one of our new wooden spoons with the other, then he bent me forward and spanked, he then grabbed the measurer and spanked me with that, telling me it was 'Ooh so sorry Chef', not Sir, and not to be so cheeky as he'd been known to take his commis' pants down and give them what for for less. God, there's more to this cooking than meets the eye, I'll be volunteering for commis duties again soon.

Anyway apart from a briefly warmed backside I got some lovely Molton Brown products from son (they're my favourite), they are expensive but he gets them from from some outlet place, better value than high street store price.

Receiving them reminded me of one Christmas P's SIL (now ex SIL) gave me a large present which was beautifully wrapped. There were soaps, bottles of bath salts and body lotion which looked lovely. A few days later I came to use the bath salts and I couldn't believe it, 2 of the bottles had been opened and were only half full, I looked at the body lotion, that too had been opened. I wondered if SHE had used them, didn't like them so decided to give them away. I suppose" it's the thought that counts". I never did say anything to her or P about it.

What was the worst or most unusual present you received this Christmas.

Ronnie

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Early Present

So how are the holiday preparations going for everyone, I know it's a busy time of year for reading and writing posts so I'm keeping it short today. Nearly finished at work, can't take Thursday off because if I get orders I have to respond, even though I think it's doubtful on Christmas eve, but then I'm off till Tuesday 29th. Yea!!. P's only tidying up, he said he was running his side of the business down but he's half planning a trip to Qingdao for mid late January, if it comes off I want to go but that means organising someone to take care of my web sales, ah well we'll see.

Had an early Christmas presents from one of our vanilla friends who's going away over the holidays, flights and weather permitting. She came round for dinner last night and we exchanged presents. P opened one of the packages it was addressed to both, and read out the card 'Merry Christmas to you both, I hope P makes use of it'. P held up the present, looked straight at me and said "Janet, thanks, it's perfect and I will be making use of it, I promise you.'' It was wooden pasta spoons with a tall spaghetti jar and a spaghetti measurer. She knows P loves to cook and that we love pasta but she really has no idea about TTWD.

So at least I sort of got one of the presents from my naughty wish list. I think it could be used to provide me with another of my naughty wishes, here's hoping.

Won't be around for a few days after Thursday.

I want to thank everybody who visits here and wish you all a Very Merry fun filled Christmas and hope 2010 is a healthy, happy, prosperous and spankful one.

Love.

Ronnie

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