How did your Christmas go? Hopefully you all had a wonderful one with no family arguments and you got everything you wished for.
I only got 2 presents from my naughty Christmas Wish list. The spaghetti measurer and wooden spoons (have to say very effective, haven't tried on spaghetti yet though) and the Heart and Soul book. P said he tried to find the dogging bat but definitely no UK site selling them so I would have to wait. I also have to wait for the glass dildo as the store he ordered from sent a last minute email to say sorry it was out of stock, so he cancelled the order and said I could wait until my birthday for it (that's ages away!!! don't they do dildos in the January Sales somewhere?).
So I was mildly disappointed on one hand but I did have some other wonderful presents on the other and I even had a Christmas spanking while son put on his chauffeur hat on and went to fetch family over for lunch. It didn't last long but it was gratefully and greedily received; P was busy preparing the food and I was acting commis, he told me to put a spurt on we were running a bit late, I told him 'Ooh so sorry Sir, I'll speed up immediately' and stuck my tongue out, P took my arm with one hand and grabbed one of our new wooden spoons with the other, then he bent me forward and spanked, he then grabbed the measurer and spanked me with that, telling me it was 'Ooh so sorry Chef', not Sir, and not to be so cheeky as he'd been known to take his commis' pants down and give them what for for less. God, there's more to this cooking than meets the eye, I'll be volunteering for commis duties again soon.
Anyway apart from a briefly warmed backside I got some lovely Molton Brown products from son (they're my favourite), they are expensive but he gets them from from some outlet place, better value than high street store price.
Receiving them reminded me of one Christmas P's SIL (now ex SIL) gave me a large present which was beautifully wrapped. There were soaps, bottles of bath salts and body lotion which looked lovely. A few days later I came to use the bath salts and I couldn't believe it, 2 of the bottles had been opened and were only half full, I looked at the body lotion, that too had been opened. I wondered if SHE had used them, didn't like them so decided to give them away. I suppose" it's the thought that counts". I never did say anything to her or P about it.
What was the worst or most unusual present you received this Christmas.
Ronnie
xx
