He Gets Good Results

Did you have a good weekend?

How are my weigh-ins going, I hear you ask? Very well, thank you (what, you didn't ask and don't give a fig? well I'm going to tell you anyway). Last Friday I was bang on target. I think I tried harder during the week because the previous Friday when I hadn't shifted a pound, P said if I didn't make any progress I would get 18 strokes of our school cane. Well I made progress so no strokes. There, wasn't too painful was it?

Now a silly snippet, the girl across the road from us is having driving lessons, she's really nice well the whole family are actually, but I've winced on the two occasions I've see her start her lesson, she's stalled and then kangaroo jumped off down the road both times, I told P her instructor just sat there, I mean he's got dual controls, the least he could do would be to help the poor girl get away smoothly from her own house. P disagreed, he said everyone has to learn, the dual controls are just for emergencies. Then he said it wasn't a bad thing if she found it tough, she might quit and that would be one less woman driver on the road. How unkind! Good job I know his sense of humour.

Later I showed P this lovely little cartoon.

photo from Strict Uncle

I asked him if he thought it was the right way to proceed. He smiled and said 'Maybe in some cases, but then again if the learner were like you they might just keep failing.' Now I wonder what he means by that.

Out yesterday, Mother's Day, so catch up with you all soon.

Ronnie

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Oops

I seem to have gone over my target weight.

I knew I'd put weight on, we girls can tell:) and it was confirmed when I stepped on the scales New Years Day. In fact I've put on even more than I thought.

I need to loose 3-4 lbs. I know it doesn't sound much but it's all on the tummy, I can tell from the way my jeans fit....or don't. Never mind what the scales say.

So I'm going to send this picture to P and I'm hoping he'll take the hint and help.

''I seem to have gone over my target weight...

....and need a little assistance please''

Now I'm not suggesting P could or should recommend a particular diet for me, but a little encouragement would be nice, and a little warning that if I don't measure up, perhaps hit certain targets, some corporal encouragement might be required. God, the thought of it, I think I could be struggling with my weight most of 2011.

Ronnie

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Sorry writing seems to have gone small, not sure why.

No gain without pain

Last night at dinner I finished before P and he said, "you ate that quick, were you hungry,'' well actually I was and seem to be feeling that way all the time lately (I put it down to the ongoing battle to control weight and recent ruthless reduction in carbohydrates intake). ''Hunger's a sign your losing weight,'' he said, well you can image how happy I was, ''Really, is that a true fact?'' He told me he doesn't do untrue facts, they don't exist.

Then after a while he said, tongue in cheek, ''Either that or it's the increased spankings you're getting lately.''

''Oh? and how does that work out,'' I asked suddenly interested. It's true my average is up lately, apart from the unfortunate incident last weekend I've had more than my share, no doubt having our neighbours away and our son in Europe has helped.

''Lots of ways,'' he said, ''but primarily because spankings push up your sex drive and being on a higher state of alert raises your burn rate (I don't think he intended any pun). Then of course the actual spankings themselves involve physical effort to varying degrees, the body has to cope with the after effects, and even if sex isn't directly or immediately involved you seem to have a spring in your step which must surely raise the metabolism. So you could say I'm helping you lose weight, so next time you're across my knee think of the old fitness instructors maxim 'there's no gain without pain'.....but in your case make it 'loss'.''

''Gosh I'd never looked at it that way before, P, thank you so much'' I said in the dumbest bimbo tone I could manage.

''Be careful,'' he said, ''or you'll be losing some weight very shortly.''

So that's it, lunchtime sandwich back on the menu, follow-up spanking to compensate. God we'd get no work done.

Love our Lurkers Day

Thanks to everybody who stopped by here and commented on LOL Day and a big hug and thank you to Bonnie for organising it and Hermione for the work she put in. It was a fun day.

Ronnie

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