No gain without pain

Last night at dinner I finished before P and he said, "you ate that quick, were you hungry,'' well actually I was and seem to be feeling that way all the time lately (I put it down to the ongoing battle to control weight and recent ruthless reduction in carbohydrates intake). ''Hunger's a sign your losing weight,'' he said, well you can image how happy I was, ''Really, is that a true fact?'' He told me he doesn't do untrue facts, they don't exist.

Then after a while he said, tongue in cheek, ''Either that or it's the increased spankings you're getting lately.''

''Oh? and how does that work out,'' I asked suddenly interested. It's true my average is up lately, apart from the unfortunate incident last weekend I've had more than my share, no doubt having our neighbours away and our son in Europe has helped.

''Lots of ways,'' he said, ''but primarily because spankings push up your sex drive and being on a higher state of alert raises your burn rate (I don't think he intended any pun). Then of course the actual spankings themselves involve physical effort to varying degrees, the body has to cope with the after effects, and even if sex isn't directly or immediately involved you seem to have a spring in your step which must surely raise the metabolism. So you could say I'm helping you lose weight, so next time you're across my knee think of the old fitness instructors maxim 'there's no gain without pain'.....but in your case make it 'loss'.''

''Gosh I'd never looked at it that way before, P, thank you so much'' I said in the dumbest bimbo tone I could manage.

''Be careful,'' he said, ''or you'll be losing some weight very shortly.''

So that's it, lunchtime sandwich back on the menu, follow-up spanking to compensate. God we'd get no work done.

Love our Lurkers Day

Thanks to everybody who stopped by here and commented on LOL Day and a big hug and thank you to Bonnie for organising it and Hermione for the work she put in. It was a fun day.

Ronnie

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