There I was last night standing on a chair leaning right over the top of our freezer which I'd defrosted and was switching back on, the electric socket is in a stupid place. P came up behind me and swatted my backside, I knew he'd walked in so I didn't jump, he said to be careful standing on chairs, I should have asked him to do it so he could risk breaking his neck if anyone had to. Then he said on second thoughts it is an attractive position to find a dutiful wife in and swatted me a couple of time more for good measure.
Attractive position, eh, so next time I'm cleaning out cupboards or some other task requiring much bending and leaning I'll have to make sure he's at home, maybe do it in my undies, that should attract several swats to his dutiful wife and with a bit of luck relieve her from the drudgery of her wifely chores. I'm sure our cupboards would get sorted out more often and a sell-by date never be missed.
Ronnie
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