Showing posts with label Rod Liddle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rod Liddle. Show all posts

Monday, 15 December 2014

UK Bans Spanking

Other banned acts include:

Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object “associated with violence”
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting


I think it's an un-necessary and stupid intrusion on individual freedom to do as we choose, responsibly, and the State getting involved is unwarranted and hypocritical (how many members of Parliament - both houses - engage in at least some of the practices outlawed:)) As a whole I doubt it will impact on the spanking community but I feel for those who rely on aspects of it to provide an income and I hope they can find a way round it. The fact that the whole thing is laughable is underlined by a small tongue-in-cheek piece in yesterday's Sunday Times by Rod Liddle, who takes a weekly look at sillyness, usually 'committed' by idiots in authority or high public profile who should not be. 

His take was:-  

A sitdown protest for porn’s wild side.

To Westminster, then, for the mass demo protesting about government restrictions on certain sexual acts in pornographic video films.


They re-enacted them too. An uncomfortable experience for us men, I confess.

I ended up lying on the wet grass with an angry sex worker perched on my head, like a particularly outlandish hat seen at Ascot.

Some 500 squatting protesters made their point that a whole range of practices — some of which I do not understand, and none of which is ever undertaken by decent Christian folk — have been deemed illegal if shown on film in the United Kingdom.

These practices include “humiliation” — which, by accident, is my default position on the two occasions each year on which I am allowed sexual intercourse (my birthday and Walpurgisnacht, since you asked).

Anyway, if it’s consensual and doesn’t maim or kill you it should be OK, the protesters averred.

Hermione's brunch from yesterday covers this same topic.

Out Christmas shopping today.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

Monday, 13 September 2010

The left-handed dentist


I couldn't help laugh, in yesterday's Sunday Times (sorry can't link the article as you have to pay now) a small piece by Rod Liddle (he's one of their more irreverent columnists and often takes pot shots at the establishment and general silliness) told of a dentist who's in trouble for smacking women patients' bottoms, touching their breasts and suggesting they might be able to settle their bills in certain ways.


The dentist has appeared in court, his case is ongoing. His excuse - you'll love this - was that he's left handed and his surgery is built for right handed dentists, it makes it awkward for him to negotiate some of the equipment and his hand can end up where it shouldn't be. Ha! Well if he gets off the hook with that one it can only be by a left handed judge who's had similar problems. The author of the story notes that our most prominent public left hander at the present time in the UK is our prime minister David Cameron, and he issues a tongue in cheek warning to his female cabinet colleague, Theresa May the Home Secretary, to watch her back...and her front for that matter.

I've only recently signed up to a new dentist, a lady as it happens, and she seems ok. But the thought of booking a check-up and polish, oh and I'll have a bottom smacking while you're at it please, made me smile.

Sorry haven't been around commenting much this weekend, having problems again with blogger.

Ronnie
xx