Meme

You know I can't resists a meme. Spotted on Bonnie's blog.

Panties or bare bottom?
As long as I'm getting spanked who cares. 

Dream spanker/spankee?
P and me.

How often are you spanked?
Not enough for my liking. 

Most hated spanking position?
Diaper. Thankfully I don't get spanked in that position any more.

How many times have you been spanked?
Sorry I haven't been counting.  

Are you currently getting spanked?
That would be difficult as I'm doing this meme.

Favourite clothing for a spankee?
Depends.

Favourite spanking position?
OTK on our office futon. 

Favourite implement?
The rose paddle. Bet you thought I'd say the cane. 

When was the last time you got spanked?
Yesterday.

What was the last thing you got spanked for?
No reason. Just because P wanted to. 

Do you have a favourite spanking writer/author?
There are so many fantastic spanking authors out there that I couldn't choose just one. 

Most hated implement?
A small holey paddle Bogey and Bacall sent me. 

Do you have a preferred pairing?
I like them all.

What is your favourite thing to do for aftercare?
I love some sex.

Do you have a favourite spanking writer/author?
I have more than one.

An aspect of spanking that you like to see in fantasy but would hate in real life?
Tied and spanked on a St. Andrews Cross, but I know I wouldn't like it.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

I love Memes

Spotted this meme over at Cassie's Space. Think it was Hermione who started it off.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Anytime, any place. Well within reason.

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right side.

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Pork not a favourite of mine. Beef I do like a lot but I'd choose chicken every time.

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

Not for a couple of years. Only joking- no I haven't.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
Right but sometimes I sit on the bed and put both legs through.

6. Candles or incense?
Candles.

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
Yes and it's a good job nobody is watching or they would fall down laughing.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
Yes.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
There is use for both.

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
What sort of question is that to ask a women - neither

11. Shower or bath?
Shower especially when P joins me.

12. Do you pee in the shower?
Hasn't everyone at some point!

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
I like both.

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive of course.

15. Do you own sex toys?
Yes. but not sure if we still have them. 

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
What on earth is a corn dog?

17. Your favorite restaurant?
We have a few. We both love good food.

18. What did you have for lunch today?
Yesterday (haven't had lunch yet) Apple, walnuts and some almonds.

19. When did you last fall down?
Last year. I took a nasty tumble in the street and got a bruised face.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Yes.

21. Love or money?
Both.

22. Credit cards or cash?
I use both.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
Happily no.

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
Neither.

25. How do you like your steak cooked?
There's only one way to eat a steak and that's rare. 

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Anyway someone cooks them for me.

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
Not quite.

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five-star hotel
What do you think my answer would be?

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Neither thank you very much.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No, couldn't do it.

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
What a choice. Neither.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
Don't really like hard sweets so don't have a favourite.

33. Ever been to a strip club?
Men and women's strip club. 

34. Ever been to a bar?
Hasn't everyone.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not me personally but when with friends, one of the girls (wasn't actually kicked out) but politely asked to leave so we all left.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I cannot lie - yes have been drunk, but never had to be carried out.

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

38. Had sex in the car?
Yes.

39. Had

That one is still on my bucket list.

40. Had sex in a movie theatre?
I did give P a hand job at a concert once. Does that count?

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes in the shower.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Of come on, of course I have.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
No.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
Not that I know of.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes. 

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
P and I hope he's the only one who has.

Fun meme.

Ronnie
xx

The Meme

CAN YOU FILL THIS OUT WITHOUT FIBBING?

You bet I can...

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?  
Water.

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
Don't have a profile picture.

3. Worst pain?
To be honest, I've been lucky and not had real pain (or would call real pain) Did have a hairline fracture in my ankle, quit painful but not a pain I couldn't handle.

4. Favourite place you've travelled?
Lots of places but give me a beach and I'm one happy bunny.

5. How late did you stay up last night?
After midnight.

6. If you could, would you move?
Only if it's near the ocean. 

7. Favourite toy as a child?
My scooter.

8. Favourite TV show as a kid?
A few.

9. How do you feel right now? 
Pretty happy.

10. When was the last time you cried?
Last week. TV programme.

11. Who took your profile picture.
There's isn't one.

12. Who is the last person you took a picture with?

13. What's your favourite Season.
Summer for me. 

14. If you could have any career, what would you pick? 
I've been lucky and happy working with P in our own business and wouldn't have changed it for any career. 

15. Do you think relationships are worth it? 
Definitely. You take something away from every relationship.

16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now who would it be?
Right now it would be my dad. I have so many things I want to tell him.

17. Are you a good influence?  
Me a good influence, I doubt it.

18. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
I like pineapple but not on my pizza.

19. You have the remote, what are you watching right now?
At the moment - MasterChef the Professionals.

20. Who do you think will play along? 
Anyone who hasn't already.

Sunny's question:
Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Christmas morning for us.

My questions:
Lights on the tree; coloured or white?
Change every year. We've gone for coloured this year.

Worst Christmas present?
From Ex SIL (wasn't ex at the time) She gave me used toiletries:( Not sure if she knew. I never mentioned it.

Fun meme. Thank, SG.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

Abby's Meme

1.  Early bird or night person?  
Night owl. I'm rarely in bed before midnight.

2.  Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?
Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry what? 

3.  Summer or Winter?
Summer. Bring it on.

4.  Hearty breakfast or just coffee? 
I do have breakfast every morning but wouldn't say it's hearty. Hot water with lemon followed by porridge with either blueberries or raspberries and a cup of tea. Don't do coffee.

5.  Bright or muted colors? 
Muted. Bright colours don't really suit me though I do have a couple of bright coloured tops.

6.  Pie or cake? 
Rarely eat pies or cakes these days but can't resist a slice of cheesecake.

7.  Seaside vacation or fun in a big resort or city? 
I love anywhere warm by the ocean (not big resorts) and adore city breaks. Recently been checking out flights to Paris and Madrid.

8.  Dog or cat lover?  
Dogs especially German Shepherds.

9.  Short or long hair? 
I have shortish hair now but have had hair down to my shoulders.

10.  Leather or wood? 
Leather every time.

Our strap from London Tanners.

11.  Baseball or football fan? 
Not a big fan of football though I do watch the England games. Haven't seen a live baseball game. It's on my bucket list.

12.  Spa day or a day shopping with a friend? 
Shopping with a friend though we normally end up just sitting talking and not shopping.

13.  Live concert or movie? 
Live concert.  At the moment looking for tickets to see Chrissie Hynde.

14.  Wrap a gift with paper and bow or use a gift bag?  
I do love to receive a gift that's wrapped but I'm hopeless at wrapping so I take the easy way out and do gift bags.

15.  Help build a snowman or stay inside and make the hot chocolate?
Build a snowman then inside for hot chocolate and marshmallows.

16. Four seasons or California climate
I'd go for the California climate.

17.  Driver or passenger? 
I much prefer to be a passenger these days, too many idiots on the roads.

18.  Pyjama's or a night gown? 
Neither. Summer nude and depending on winter temps, it's nude or just a vest/t-shirt.

19.  Bake a cake or go to your favorite bakery?
Neither really. P doesn't have a sweet tooth and as I said earlier I hardly eat cakes.

20.  Theatre night...musical or drama?  
Love both.

Thanks Abby.

Ronnie
xx

Meme

Can't resist a meme so borrowing this from Erica.  As Erica said they are a fun way to learn stuff about people.

What's your favorite kind of pie?
I'm not a savoury pie person but I do like fruit pies and my favourite is apple and rhubarb.

Who's your favorite band/singer?
As I like a lot of different types of music, Motown, Classical, Rock, Jazz I can't pick a favourite.

Favorite fruit?
Strawberries, blueberries, melon (all varieties)

Favorite sport?
Tennis and Athletics (field and track)

Favorite color?

Red,

oh you didn't mean on my bottom, then its blue.


Favorite accessories? 
A watch P bought me yonks ago.

Do you collect anything?
I used to collect orchids and unusual chess pieces but nothing now.

Do you read?  
Every day.

Are you sad about Michael Jackson's death?
Shocked he had died and sad for his family.

Do you go on YouTube?
Not often.

Can you apply mascara with your mouth closed?
LOL. No I can't (had to check before answering)

Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how many?
Surprisingly no broken bones.

Do you text people often?
I'd rather text than speak on the phone.

Have you ever been to a concert? 
Oh yes but not recently. Last big one was Macca.

Are you a runner?
Sadly not any more, my knees can't handle it.

Would you ever get a tattoo? 
I have often thought about getting one but probably not now. 

What's the song that describes your life most? 
Don't think there is one or if there is I haven't heard it yet.

Have you ever been heartbroken? 
Yes and I hated it.

What do you wish to accomplish before you die? 
Wouldn't say accomplish just hopefully to live my remaining years healthy, true to myself and helping others.

Are you afraid of death?
I think I'm more afraid of being old and living with dementia than death.

Are you having a good year?
Can't complain.

Do you forget things easily?
Wouldn't say easily.

Are you overly truthful?
I say it like it is but I have told white lies to save hurt feelings.

Do you like the heat?
Oh yes, I'd love to live where it's warm for most of the year so we can go walking on the beach.

Have you ever met a celebrity? 
A few.

Fun meme.

Have a good week.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

60 Question Meme

You know I can't resist a meme. Spotted this one over at Bonnie's and Hermione's.  I've cut it down from the original 92 questions:)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No, but he is rather dishy. He's my window cleaner.
2. Opinions on sex before marriage?  A must
3. Is trust a big issue for you? Definitely
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yes I went shopping with her
6. What happened last night? Did this meme
7. Ever have plastic surgery? No but could do with it
8. Which are better - black or green olives? Black for me and my favourites are the small Spanish couchillo ones. Lovely in salads.
9. What is the last beverage you had? Tap water and a cup of decaf tea
10. Ever won a contest? Yes, at a Saturday picture Matinee

11. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Wouldn't call them skinny but they are rather tight
12. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I think a rubby murray with friends
13. What are you going to spend money on next? Postage stamps
14. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Change what?
15. Can you swim well? Not as well as I would like
16. Have you had sex today? Now that would be telling and no, I'm not going to tell
17. Regularly burn incense? Not recently
18. Are you in a good mood? Yes and no. Does that make sense?
19. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Do you think I'm mad or what? No
20. What do you want right this second? Walk by the ocean with P

21. Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour? Yes except for a few highlights
22. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, I hate cold tea
23. Tea or coffee? Decaf tea. I don't do coffee
24. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not right as this moment
25. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Depends on what they did
26. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Should hope so after all these years together
27. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? No but I hardly ever do. 
28. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Not at this moment
29. Who did you last call? My doctors office
30. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I hadn't seen her for ages. 

31. Who would you like to see in concert? I've been so lucky to see many concerts. To name a few - Maddona, Tina Turner, Eagles, Santana, Elton John, Rem, Stereophonics, Pink Floyd, The Who:) but the one I've tried twice to get tickets for but failed and who I really want to see is..... The Boss

32. What was the last concert you saw? Paul McCartney
33. Do you tan in the nude? P rarely tans me in the nude
34. Are you patient? People tell me I am
35. Who was the last person to call you? A colleague from work
36. Do you sing in the shower? Afraid I do and don't care who hears.
37. Ever used a bow and arrow? Only when I played cowboys and indians
38. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Not the ones I've been to
39. Is Christmas stressful? Not anymore. 
40. Ever eat a pierogi? Had to Google this when I read it on Bonnie's - No

41. Favourite type of fruit pie? Apple and rhubarb
42. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet, Athlete
43. Do you believe in ghosts? Oh yes definitely
44. Ever been in love? Dah yes or I wouldn't have married P
45. Take a vitamin daily? Not at the moment
46. Wear slippers? Yes in winter and I need a new pair
47. Wear a bath robe? Don't all women
48. What do you wear to bed? A touch of Chanel though last winter I did wear knickers as well

49. First concert? Local group from school
50. Walmart, Target or Kmart? - Waitrose, Sainsbury, Tesco, Aldi Morrisons

51. Nike or Adidas? Neither any more
52. Cheetos or Fritos? Yuck, neither
53. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Almond and walnuts
54. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I would have thought so
55. What is your favourite book? Far too many to choose just one
56. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? P
57. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? The other day, P took some of my spanked bottom
58.  Ever have a deja-vu feeling? More than once.
59. Listening t0? News on the TV
60. Favourite cookie? Chocolate chip.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx