Wednesday, 2 May 2018

Avoid hard spanks

What? Really? It's a new (to me) media source which Google sent me. Quote:-

...We all know the boredom that comes with doing one thing throughout and the new feeling that comes with doing something different. In this case, you need to vary the way you spank your woman to make the experience more pleasurable. You can do this by varying the amount of fingers used on her butt.You can as well cup your hands to change the experience a bit.

Avoid hard spanks...

I started reading this stuff, as above - Ladies love spanking, how good is your man at it? but when I got to the bit about avoid hard spanks I threw the towel in.

They sent me another article too, about ways women want to dominate their men,  one of them included spanking, again I quote the piece:-

...Not only women enjoy spanking but also men. Spank him gently after undressing. This can be exciting during sex. It is even more fun when you spank each other before penetration. Make sure he is comfortable with the same before doing it...

LOL, what planet do their writers live on? I mean I don't do spanking but if I did I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be doing it gently and I'm damned sure I wouldn't be checking with him first to make sure he was comfortable with same, where's the domination in that? No, for me it would be something like 'Get yourself in here now and get your pants off I want words with you and then you're going to make me very, very happy' or something like that. Ha ha, wouldn't I just love to see the stunned look on P's face if I said that to him, just for that split second before he recovered from shock and dragged me over his lap to pull my knickers down...or burst out laughing. It could be either. I know which I'd prefer.



NoraJean said...

Hey Ronnie ... try it and report back ... my bet has him laughing AND spanking your butt :)) ... nj ... xx

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, I'm with Nora Jean!


an English Rose said...

Oh try it Ronnie, I would love to know what his reaction is....
love Jan, xx

Anonymous said...

Yes Ronnie try it, the results could be fun. But I'm with you there is only one spanker in this house and that title belongs to Robyn. I though for a second how it would go if I said that to Robyn. She would probably snicker and say OK lets to into the bedroom and once there the tables would turn and I would be bent over the side of the bed getting spanked.

Red said...

I really think we should try this with P! It can only be a win win situation! Either way you will have a wonderful reward
Bottoms up
Sent while sitting in Barcelona train station

Fondles said...

Haha as a science student (in my youth) i'm always keen on conducting experiments. If you DO try it on P, please do let us know what your conclusion is.

Lindy Thomas said...

I double dare you to try it Ronnie and let us know Ps reaction. LOL!
Hugs Lindy xx

Hermione said...

It sounds like advice from someone with little or no experience in the subject would write. We experts know better


Our Bottoms Burn said...

It is even more fun when you spank each other before penetration.

We differ from you and your readers, we like spanking each other and there is no domination involved.

PK said...

I say lets find out for sure what he'd do. You say that to him this evening and report back to us!

Eric51 Amy49 said...

Tried it. Tables turned, real quick. :)

Windy said...

"I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be doing it gently and I'm damned sure I wouldn't be checking with him first to make sure he was comfortable with same." hahaha Exactly! And soft spanking = snooze festival.

ronnie said...

Nora Jean - I'll think about it. Thanks.

Roz - You just want me to get spanked:) Thanks.

Jan - I have an idea. Thanks.

Archedone - Like your wife, I think the tables would be turned, Thanks.

Red - Would be win win. Hope the weather is treating you well. Thanks,

Fondles - If I do will:) Thanks.

Lindy - I'll sleep on it:) Thanks.

Hermione - I agree. A lot of bloggers out here could do a much better job of writing about our favourite pastime. Thanks.

OBB - I know. There are a lot that do spank for fun but also as you know domination in involved. Thanks.

PK - No chance tonight. Thanks.

Amy - I think that would happen to me. Thanks.

Windy - Don't know where the writers get their information from. Thanks.


Leigh Smith said...

Oh, that would be a hoot to see your P's face if you hit him with those words. Still grinning.