Kinky Knickers

I should have listened to my husband but I was intrigued by the marketing, I mean what makes knickers kinky? And what is kinky anyway, I suppose it depends on the individual. Anyway House of Fraser had them on a sale offer so I bought some online and was quite excited when they arrived at the office (I always have online stuff delivered there), I resisted the temptation to open them though in case anyone walked in and caught me with them, I mean what if they had a tickler inside them or something, and even the packaging on my desk might be embarrassing depending who saw it.

When I did check them out, at home, I was disappointed, there was nothing kinky about them at all and they weren't even well made in my opinion, nor was the stated size, which is my normal, anywhere near correct, they would have fallen off me. I re-packed them after a quick snap, they'll definitely be going back.

Click bottom of picture for bigger image. In case you can't read the blurb - Best worn when the sun's up but the blinds are down and you're on top of the day (or underneath the milkman) and you're feeling a little bit naughty underneath.

So where does my husband come into this trivia? Well, the knickers were by, or fronted by, a tv 'personality' here in the UK named Mary Portas, her claim to fame is that she is, or purports to be, a retail shopping guru. She was even hired by the UK government to give specialist advice on how to reignite our flagging high street shopping which is a problem in UK towns and cities with empty retail spaces where shops used to be. She failed and my husband said at the time of her appointment that she would and, having seen one of her tv appearances once, that in his opinion she was a tossser. I'm not too sure if his vernacular was correctly applied. 

I told P I'd bought some but was sending them back, he just said he wasn't surprised, then asked if I had to pay return postage, I said no (white lie) and he said good, because if I had he'd have spanked me for wasting money. I inwardly said shit, opportunity wasted then wondered if he'd do the same for lying :)

Anyway Mary, your knickers are on their way back, not impressed sorry, no kink and no fit.

Have a good week

Ronnie
xx