Kinky Knickers

I'm really pleased, for all the workers who stood to lose their jobs, that Kinky Knickers has been rescued from the receivers. I wrote about them a few weeks ago, it was a brand inspired by Mary Portas (who is now well out of it)  and it seems they'll be keeping kink going, all being well. 

Get some new designs, guys, I might even mail them and tell them they're welcome to run them by me before launching on the general public, needn't pay me, I'll do it for the knickers.

Thanks to P for spotting it and alerting me, I don't think he was looking for knickers it was just in the business section:) 

Ronnie
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Kinky Knickers makers in administration

It was an email my husband sent me on Saturday morning, he was at the office but he'd spotted it in quick read of the morning business headlines, he quipped 'maybe you'd like to buy some cheap stock to sell online'. I opened the link to the Guardian article and saw it was a Mary Portas involvement, which put me off right away because, as I've said before on here, I don't rate her I think she failed as the so called 'High Street Queen' and now it seems as the 'kinky knickers queen'.

But there's a market for good quality sensual erotic knickers (I wouldn't use the word kinky) as long as they fit well and I hope the firm behind the lingerie find someone who can turn them round, for the sake of the staff if nothing else. I like nice knickers, I like them to feel good, fit well and look good too even though they are only likely to get an audience of one, if you exclude me (apart from the rare occasion when I recklessly expose myself on here). I used to buy Elle but her range has changed fit-wise or seems to have, I've checked out Agent Provocateur but only bought a couple of times, the reality didn't match up to the videos, there really is a gap in the market.

I suppose my take on knickers might be skewed a bit by my husband's assertion over many years that the type of knickers I'm wearing can have a significant influence on the way he spanks me. I try to make a mental note of the ones that go with the hardest spankings and buy more less of that type. At the end of the day I'd say any 'kink' must be in the mind of the wearer and the eye of the beholder and I don't mind that at all.

Have a good week.

Ronnie

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(and no, Mary wasn't producing knickers like the ones in the photo, if she had maybe the administrators wouldn't have been called in)

Kinky Knickers

I should have listened to my husband but I was intrigued by the marketing, I mean what makes knickers kinky? And what is kinky anyway, I suppose it depends on the individual. Anyway House of Fraser had them on a sale offer so I bought some online and was quite excited when they arrived at the office (I always have online stuff delivered there), I resisted the temptation to open them though in case anyone walked in and caught me with them, I mean what if they had a tickler inside them or something, and even the packaging on my desk might be embarrassing depending who saw it.

When I did check them out, at home, I was disappointed, there was nothing kinky about them at all and they weren't even well made in my opinion, nor was the stated size, which is my normal, anywhere near correct, they would have fallen off me. I re-packed them after a quick snap, they'll definitely be going back.

Click bottom of picture for bigger image. In case you can't read the blurb - Best worn when the sun's up but the blinds are down and you're on top of the day (or underneath the milkman) and you're feeling a little bit naughty underneath.

So where does my husband come into this trivia? Well, the knickers were by, or fronted by, a tv 'personality' here in the UK named Mary Portas, her claim to fame is that she is, or purports to be, a retail shopping guru. She was even hired by the UK government to give specialist advice on how to reignite our flagging high street shopping which is a problem in UK towns and cities with empty retail spaces where shops used to be. She failed and my husband said at the time of her appointment that she would and, having seen one of her tv appearances once, that in his opinion she was a tossser. I'm not too sure if his vernacular was correctly applied. 

I told P I'd bought some but was sending them back, he just said he wasn't surprised, then asked if I had to pay return postage, I said no (white lie) and he said good, because if I had he'd have spanked me for wasting money. I inwardly said shit, opportunity wasted then wondered if he'd do the same for lying :)

Anyway Mary, your knickers are on their way back, not impressed sorry, no kink and no fit.

Have a good week

Ronnie
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