Spanking Eggs

Happy Easter

Yes I know I posted it before but it makes me smile.

Ronnie

xx

Picture from Au Fil des Jours

Spanked by the Captain

Easter weekend, lots of people travelling, this is a short travel related story which I got from P ages ago......

.......For me my inaugural was Luton Alicante, twice in the same day, it was doubly memorable, because it was my first real day and I was all adrenalin fuelled and thrilling because I got spanked by the captain, can you believe that, I can hardly believe it myself, looking back I'm still amazed I didn't report it to the chief steward but then again she'd probably have told me to get over it. I wasn't the kind of girl who messed around and as far as I was concerned spanking was Tom Brown School Days and private members clubs only, it didn't happen to real people, normal people. But it did to me. The captain was mid late forties and a bit like the guy off the VA ad, he'd had to wait ages for his coffee, it was my responsibility as newest team member to serve the flight deck staff, anyway I did get round to it and apologised for the delay. He made some sarcy comments and I responded in kind, nothing more was said.

Then at Alicante newest member had to stay on board to re-stack and clean, the co-pilot and flight engineer both got off, captain stayed on deck. He came back into the cabin, pulled the door back, which made it overwarm because even at eightish in the morning the sun was up, then he called me out of the galley and told me I had to learn who was boss on an aircraft, I told him I did know but he said I didn't know respectfully enough and he folded one of the jump seats down, sat on it and pulled me across his knee.

It all happened so fast I don't think I even struggled, he yanked my skirt up and he spanked me over my tights and knickers, he did it really hard too, maybe twenty spanks and then he told me to get up. I was panting, hot, flustered, red faced, I didn't have words I didn't know what to say, and then he broke the silence and told me I might find stockings and suspenders cooler than tights and recommended I wear them in future especially on his flights. He said a spanking was more memorable that way too. God I thought I was already blushing scarlet but I'm sure I went a deeper shade. Then he opened the door to let some air in and it was back to business.

Forty minutes later the crew returned, I was still smarting from the incident, I wanted to tell someone but at the same time I didn't want to cause any trouble, so I didn't say anything at all, just carried on with my work.

Have a fun Easter.

Ronnie
xx

I did ask P where he found it when I originally read it but he couldn't remember. If anyone knows shout up.

Questions You Asked II

George 
Q. Who would you want to play the role of you in a movie?
A. Somebody friendly, maybe a bit cheeky, saucy even in a nice way, I thought Felicity Kendall might have made it a fun part. 

Pref
Q. How old were you when you received your first spanking as an adult?
A. Was around my late twenties.

Sarah
Q. Have you ever had nasty comments left on your blog and how has that affected you and how have you dealt with them?
A. I'm fortunate that I haven't had any nasty comments to deal with.

Q. If someone was to offer you afternoon tea, what would have to be the staple ingredients?
A. As long as I'm with friends it doesn't matter where we have tea but they have to have a good selection of cream cakes:) I don't really like the Costas, Starbucks, those type of coffee shops.  

Q. What kind of city cafes/restaurants do you like?
A. Informal, not chains, local flavours and specialities, fresh food, places where locals go. I expect good service. My one hate is the crumbing down of tables.

Terps
Q. What are 5 things you are grateful for?
A. Our health (Two of P's younger siblings died at an early age from cancer)
We have jobs. (friends have been made redundant with no prospect of getting one, age against them)
Son, who is fantastic, kind and thoughtful. Took his mother to Paris last year for a Mother's Day present:)
A wonderful man who is my friend, lover and husband.
The many friends I have here in blogland.

SirQandMe
Q. What is your favorite attribute (physical and non-physical) of yourself and P?
A. Me - My height. Trustworthy and honest.
P - His chest and his bottom, yes really he has a nice bottom, would be good for spanking:) Can't pick one - his intelligence, commitment, conversation and of course his food.

Q. What's P's fav's for you and himself? 
A. I asked him - he said my ass and my sense of humour. I said come on, be serious, but he said he was serious:) 

MrandMrsB
Q. Role Play - Do you ever wear anything special for a spanking?
A. Yes quite often - depending on the occasion or mood or surrounding circumstances; sometimes I'll wear something overtly sexy or even a tad sluttish if I think it will get me noticed in the way I want to be noticed, other times I'll make sure I'm wearing certain underwear (sometimes his) which if/when spotted will most likely get me spanked. 
On occasions I wear jodhpurs, white shirt and boots, even though I don't ride, it's a pretty clear signal, it hasn't got me spanked in a stable yet though, unfortunately. 
I've got a schoolgirl set too although I don't think P's that impressed with it, also secretary/boss gear which is easy to do but, again, it's not one P seems too bothered about. If I've been told I'm going to get spanked for some particular reason, and it can't be done on the spot, then I nearly always check my underwear if I've got time, even if I think it's going to be a disciplinary spanking, and if it's scruffy I change it, I know that's weird especially as it's likely to be coming down. 

Lea
Q. How would you handle someone from your vanilla lives finding out about TTWD?
A. Well it would depend who the person was and whether it seemed likely that a believable explanation/denial could work and whether we thought the discovery might spread and cause any damage business wise. After weighing things up, it could result in breaking contact with the person (tactfully) or just outright saying 'yes it's true, why don't you try it' or various in-between possibilities depending on the facts at the time. Overall though, it would definitely be something we would not want to have to address:) 

Kaelah
Q. Do your blogging activities affect your kinky play and/or your relationship with P in any way? If yes, how?
A. Probably, maybe more subconsciously than any readily identifiable way, In the early days I remember there were a few times when P thought I was getting too involved, devoting too much time to blogging, and it caused some friction. Occasionally nowadays he tells me I've been reading too many blogs, usually if I've said or done something suggestive, but it doesn't cause friction any more, it might get me spanked though depending how I answer him:)

Spanking Theatre
Q. What ingredients do you think make a great spanking story?
A. Well you are asking 'do you think' so I'll do just that and for me it's simple, although I acknowledge there is a wide diversity out there :- I want a believable couple or characters in general, I want circumstances I can relate to, I want the spanking to be real, whether there is sex thrown in before or after I'm not too bothered but I do want to sense trust between the parties, compassion, contrition and humour. I am as interested in the build-up to the spanking as I am in the spanking itself, which doesn't necessarily need to go into graphic detail, and I like to know how things have cooled down after, or heated up as the case may be:)   

Thank you George, Pref, Sarah, Terps, SirQandMe, MrandMrsB, Lea, Kaelah Spanking Theatre for the great questions.

Ronnie
xx

Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

This week - The Bath Brush.

Sarah writes:-

"By miles and miles it has to be the bath brush, particularly applied to a damp bottom after I've showered. 

It looks so innocuous and yet I can't tolerate it.Peter maintains that he likes to see me buck and wriggle a bit during a spanking (for his entertainment !) but I can't stay still at all for this. It's saved for punishment and he insists I lie still. He goes very quiet when I'm punished and that makes it even worse.Ugh, makes me squirm thinking about it. I literally fight back the tears and grit my teeth and take it.A couple of times I've not agreed with the sanction and that's been really tough. Do you think it hurts so much because the pain is concentrated ? Also for me it has something to do with the fact that I'm being punished like a silly, naughty little girl (although I quite like that too...jeeeze we must be hard to figure out."

Thanks Sarah.  Not one of my favourties either.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me. ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottom Up.

Ronnie
xx

Picture taken from ASS.

Questions....

Michael
Q. If you had your time again on this planet would you cater to your spanko needs differently and from an earlier age?
A. Well if I could have my time over again, knowing what I know now of course, the answer is yes I think I would indulge my spanking interest differently in as much that I would probably do more of it and I think I would have made an effort to find out what it's like the other side of the fence, from a Top's perspective, although I don't think that would change my basic preference, it might make a pleasurable change from time to time. As for starting at an earlier age, I think it would have been harder then, without the Internet and access to so much liberal information, but certainly I would have liked to experiment earlier had the opportunity presented itself:)

Anon
Q. Prior to a spanking, is the spanking usually your idea or P's?
A. Hmm....I think it used to be mostly P's years ago, then it stayed at 50/50 for several years, nowadays I'd say on balance it's probably me more than P that causes spankings although only by a small margin maybe 65/45.

Joey
Q. You have a terrific marriage with P. What are the key ingredients of your relationship?
A. Thank you Joey. Mutual respect, trust, commitment, communication and plenty of laughter, down to individual character really I suppose.

Anon
Q. What's your favourite colour?
A.  I love Blue. Bet you thought I'd say red:)

Hermione
Q. How did you deal with spanking when your son was little?
It was easier in some ways because he had school, early bed times and sleepovers and there were always slots for spankings. He was also innocent and its not too hard to hoodwink kids.

Q. If you could have dinner with a famous person, living or dead, who would it be? What would P prepare for dinner? 
A. If it was me choosing, probably Nelson Mandela - if it was P well I asked him and he said Genghis Khan, then Adolf Hitler, then changed his mind and said Leonardo da Vinci, then he thought again and mentioned language difficulties and changed his mind again to Warren Buffet. So........it would be Mandela or Buffet, P said the menu would be easy for Buffet - Steak, fries and Coke. For Mandela he wasn't so sure, he said a braai would be nice but he wasn't sure.  

MrJ.
Q. How did you folks come to introduce spanking in your relationship?
A. Gradually with playful swats, probably like it does with most couples. Then much later I read some throwaway paperback on holiday, I think a Jackie Collins, in which there was a brief account of a girl getting spanked and I told P about it, I remember him reading the extract and telling me so and saying it seemed to have done her some good. I think that was probably the first time P ever mentioned it, I mean the actual determined act of spanking, and told him I agreed.

Later the same day P spanked me, we'd been out to some barbecue place where there was dancing and free flowing wine, we were both a bit tipsy or at least I thought we were, and I know I was acting seductively, P noticed it of course and so did other men according to him. Anyway to cut it short when we got back to our chalet I got spanked for the first time ever, it was fairly hard, or I thought so, and it was followed by ridiculously satisfying hot summer night sweaty sex. Next morning I woke late, P was already up I could hear him swimming in the pool, when I came out of the shower he'd done breakfast for us on the terrace, I told him he'd spanked me last night as if I expected some explanation but he just patted my bottom and said he knew and it didn't do me any harm did it? Well he was right.

Sunnygirl
Q. One for P: When are you going to take your wonderful Ronnie on a trip to Sunny Spain?
A. I asked P and he said - high on his priority and hopefully by late summer (of 2013:)) 
To be honest he has an ageing parent situation to resolve first, the wheels are in motion, they don't turn all that quickly in the UK.

Anon
Q.What's your favorite Spring flower?
A. I love Daffodils at this time of the year. So cheery and refreshing after the dark days of winter. I always have a least 3 vases full of them.

Thank you Michael, Anon, Joey, Anon, Hermione, MrJ, SunnyGirl and Anon for the great questions.

Come back Thursday for more Q and A's.

If anyone else has a question for me or P, email or leave a comment.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

How soon is "soon enough"

I suppose it depends what it refers to. In this case it was my husband's assurance that a short otk cane, which lay in my underwear drawer, remember

would get used soon enough.

So, now that you know what I'm talking about, you'll no doubt appreciate there are lots of variables to take into account in deciding whether 'soon enough' might be actually too soon for one but not the other but anyway it's academic now because it happened, the timing chosen by P, I had no say in the matter.

Had I told you our son was in Cumbria? I think probably not, he was on a course so we had the place to ourselves. I had a doctor's appointment for 9.15am, routine check nothing nasty, so I'd told P I wouldn't be in the office till after 10am. I decided I'd have a teeny snug little lie-in, well why not, I couldn't have breakfast anyway not even a cup of tea because of the blood test. Unfortunately, or not, it was a day when P had several things on including receiving a potential new client at the office, it was a collar and tie job for him, not his usual preference. It was also a morning when he couldn't find things, his charger cable had gone missing, he couldn't find any black shoe polish, he couldn't remember if I'd reserved a reception room (I had).  

Not much after 7.00am he came into the bedroom, apparently he'd been waiting downstairs listening for me to come out of the shower which obviously didn't happen as I was curled up in bed. He asked if I was ill, I mumbled no, then he asked why on earth I was still in bed, I reminded him of my appointment. That was no reason for idling in bed, he said, especially when I knew he had a lot on. I told him I knew he had a lot on, at least as he saw it, but that I did not, then I told him where to find things and turned over, expecting to hear him leave the room.

Instead I heard a drawer open and then felt the weight of an extra body on the mattress behind me, the duvet was pulled down and I was turned flat onto my stomach. I looked up to object at the rude disturbance but the sight of my husband, suit trousers and crisp white shirt and tie, cane in hand, 
made me melt. He pulled my knickers down and started laying into my bottom very forcefully causing me to wriggle and squirm like a fish out of water, 

he held me in place with his left hand in the small of my back and kept telling me that lying in bed was lazy and no good for me except on weekends and holidays and that it showed a deterioration of mental attitude or words to that effect, oh and a lack of self discipline, I don't know where he finds the words sometimes but they do have an appropriate effect on me when a cane is being wielded. 

Something about bedtime punishment, I mean either end of bedtime, has always appealed to me; I'd love to be spanked really thoroughly at bedtime and then told to go to sleep with a sore bottom, nothing else, it hasn't really happened to me but I'd like it to. I feel the same attraction to morning spankings (which have happened to me) and on this occasion I very quickly started wanting something else and by the time my husband had stopped caning me I just wanted him to get into bed so that I could rip his shirt and tie off and fuck him.

That didn't happen.    

He told me he hoped I'd learned my lesson (I had - must have more lie-ins on week days) and he wanted me to come and find what he was looking for. So I pulled my knickers up, threw a t shirt on and went downstairs, a few minutes later I was straightening his tie for him before he went out the front door, everything in order. Just before 9 o'clock I got a txt message......."how's your bum, hope the doctor doesn't notice the marks"    

My bum had stopped tingling by the time I got into the office, P was already with his visitor, I popped my head in and asked sweetly if they'd like coffee or anything, I'm such a good girl after I've been disciplined. Later, after we'd left work but before we had dinner, I made sure I got what I'd been fancying during the latter part of my caning and very nice it was too. 

Was it soon enough? Well I'd say it was unexpectedly soon, with the emphasis on unexpectedly, and probably all the better for it. The cane is no longer in my drawer, I rather hope I'll be seeing it back again though, I quite liked having it dominate my underwear drawer.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

Thanks Chross

I told you I knew a man who could name them all:)

Thank you Chross.

1,2 Sailor´s luck - James Dunn and Sally Eilers
not yet listed in my database

More than a secretary (1936) - Jean Arthur spanks 

Dorothea Kent.
http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=412

My little Margie (1954) - Charles Farrell spanks Gale Storm

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=454

Timber Fury (1950) - Laura Lee spanks Nicla DiBruno

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=600 (will add these pictures)

Träum nicht, Annette (1949) (Don´t dream Annette)

not yet listed in the database.

Stampede (1949) Gale Storm spanked again, this time by 

Don Castle

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=93.

Rawhide (1960) Roxana Berard spanked otk by John Kerr

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=470

Across the wide Missouri (1951) Mr Clark Gable himself spanks Maria Elena Marques

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=29.

Kiss and Tell (1945) This is just a promotional picture (in fact a number of them)

http://chross.blogt.ch/moviedb/index.php?id=291&s=temple

The Ups and Downs of a Handyman (1976) A number of scenes in this movie, by the way. Spanker is Bob Todd. Not yet listed in the database.

Dr Ken knew a few and MrandMrsB knew Bob Todd in the last picture.

Ronnie
xx

Bottoms Up

Wednesday already so time for another Bottoms Up...

My wife has many implements to apply to my bottom, but my least favorite and one that is most popular with most is the hair brush. That delivers such a sting I have trouble holding position. 

I'd much rather have the wooden spoon or even the whip.

We have a paddle, whip, wooden spoon, belt, strop, spanking stick and hair brush that are used mostly to spank me with.  I'm not sure if it's the shape of the brush, but it stings worse than the other implements and maybe it's the position I'm in.  As most of my positions the cheeks are tight and I feel more of the sting. Or it could be maybe she swings it harder, but after just a few spanks with it, I'm hollering, begging, shaking my bottom to ease the sting.  I believe the last time she used the brush I was in the diaper position then I was on my knees and elbows head down.  

You could call it a love hate thing, as I cringe when I know she is going to use it, and after she is done I still feel the burning and I love that part.

Thank you Archedone.  Archedone doesn't have his own blog but regularly comments.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me - ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx

Let me know if the picture is yours so I can credit.

Questions, Anyone?

I think most of you know quite a lot about me through my posts but if there's anything my new readers (or my loyal ones) would like to ask - I'll happily answer.

Or maybe you have a question for P but I wont promise he'll answer:) 

Please leave your question in comments or send me an email ronniesoul@gmail.com.

Ronnie
xx

Film Swats

Get those grey cells working.

Can you name any of the actors or maybe the films?

I know the girl is Shirley Temple.

Not to worry if you can't - I know a who man can. Our friend Chross.

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx

Pictures from ebay and Movies.

May the Luck of the Irish Be with You

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Enjoy the day.

Ronnie

xx

Spanking Meme

Bit late with this meme. Spotted over at Sunnygirl's blog.

Have you ever gotten spanked?   
Are you kidding. Yes, few times.

Are you spanked bare bottomed, over panties, over clothes? 
Yes, yes and yes but not in that order.

What is the best thing about being spanked?
The closeness, the re-connection and sometimes the hurt.

What position do you get spanked in? 
Whatever position I'm told to get into.

Have you ever gotten spanked in public? 
No, except the odd swat. Would like to be spanked in the woods but not with people watching.

What do you get spanked with the most? 
Whatever P decides. Don't normally have a choice.

On a scale of 1-10 how much does the average spanking hurt? Can't do a 1-10-  depends on what P is using.

Have you ever gotten spanked with a hairbrush?
Yes but not for a while. The hairbrush hardly ever comes into play.

Were you spanked as a child or by a teacher?  
My parents didn't believe in smacking nor did the schools I attended.

Do you think spanking is fun?  

After years of being spanked I think I can honestly answer this question. Oh yes spanking is fun - most of the time.

Have you ever gotten spanked for bad driving (speeding ticket, etc)? 
No but once I got spanked for bad parking.

Have you ever gotten a spanking for no reason at all? 
Many times just because my dear husband wants to.

Is your butt spankable? 
P seems to think so.

Are you currently in trouble?
Me in trouble - never, well not very often, well a little more than often.  OK, yes, I'm currently in trouble and no, I'm not telling you why.

Do you get lectured during the spanking? 
Yes and most of the time I love it.

Have you ever seen someone else get spanked? 

Not in real life.

Have you ever gotten spanked for cursing? 
Oh yes, P doesn't like me swearing.

Have you ever gotten spanked for lying?
I can't lie or I'd be spanked. Yes.

Have you ever been spanked with more than one spanking instrument in one spanking session? 
Yes.

Do you hate spankings? 
Silly question. Of course not.

How many people spank you? 
Three - My husband, my friend and my lover.

Have you ever gotten spanked with your butt in the air?  
LOL. Many times. 

Have you ever gotten spanked so hard your butt was purple? 
No and I hope I never do. Though I do like to see a few marks.

Do you think that spanking is a good punishment? 
For me it is.

Do you believe spanking has made your relationship better, or worse? 
We've always had a great relationship so I can't say spanking has made it better but it has added a little extra spice.

Is your butt red and sore afterwards? 
I'd be complaining if it wasn't.

Have you ever gotten spanked with a sneaker?  
Not a sneaker but with a sandal and a slipper.

Have you ever been spanked twice in one day? 
Yes, I love to be spanked more than once in day.

Have you ever asked to be spanked for something you did wrong? 

Would you talk about spousal spankings to your friends/family members?  
Never.

Have you ever gotten your butt caned? 
More times than I care to remember.

Have you ever gotten spanked with a wooden spoon?  
Only in the kitchen.

What do you get spanked for? 
Erotic, play, punishment, should I go on?

On average, how many times a month are you spanked? 
Not enough for my liking.

Do your friends know that you get spanked?  
Only my friends here in blogland.

Have you ever gotten your butt belted and paddled? 
Yes. Two of the devils from our collection.

After your spanking is over, how long before you repeat the same offence?  
As quickly as I can.

Does your spouse enjoy spanking you? 
You'll have to ask him but as he keeps on doing it I'd say yes.

Have you ever spanked yourself? 
Only to tease P.

What is the worst thing about being spanked?
It bloody well hurts.

How long does the spanking last? 
My dear husband decides how long it lasts but sometimes not long enough for me.

Do you like to be spanked?
Haven't I answered that one already? YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Would you describe yourself as a rule follower, or a rule breaker?
I don't do rules.

Fun meme SG.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

Steak and a Blow Job

It was around 10.30pm and we were sitting in the car park of Waitrose supermarket, which is separated from the road by fields and hedgerows, it's half way between the restaurant we'd just left and our house and I was about to perform an indecent act.

There are two routes back home from town, one is main road most of the way and traffic at all times and the other is the one we took, houses petering out to fields with sheep grazing, very little traffic and Waitrose, standing alone, lights still on presumably for security, but the store was closed and I couldn't see any movement. No, nobody about.

I turned to P, my hand, which had been in his lap since we got in the car rubbing and gently squeezing him through his jeans, now unzipped him and took out his cock, he didn't resist, instead he reached down to the seat slider button and moved back several inches. I started stroking up and down slowly, he squeezed his legs and straightened them pushing between the pedals, I put my head down, my tongue flicking, teasing, trailing down and up his shaft, lingering and licking the pre cum from his head, he groaned and I wrapped my lips fully round him, started building a rhythm, head bobbing up and down all the while sucking, slurping salaciously and hungrily, sluttishly I hoped as befitted the occasion.

My other had cupped his balls and when I felt him stir I increased my grip, his breathing got harder, I was breathing through my nose as my mouth was fully engaged, he grabbed the back of my hair making me bob up and down faster and then I felt it coming and sucked for all I was worth and P bellowed out like a bull, so loud it frightened me, I made to pull away but held me there till he was finished. Then he burst out laughing, we both did, I could hear sheep braying or whatever they do, I think he must have frightened them as well as me. I grabbed a tissue from the glove box and mopped up what I hadn't swallowed. He started the car, not wishing to linger and off we went.

''So a good night then,'' I said as we pulled onto our drive later. ''An excellent night,'' P said.

So what really happened that Monday night? .........Well everything's true except the best part, I didn't do it in Waitrose car park, we really did drive back that way and we drove in too, but P said it was way too risky and we drove right out again. The juicy part was in my head, dirty mind eh, so what's wrong with that.

P told me later he hadn't thought I'd do it, I said I would have it was him who bottled out but to be honest I would have as well, some things are best kept in the mind.

I think some of you may remember that little Steak and B/J story from a few years back.  No steak for us tonight at friends for dinner (know what were having) but P will get his BJ when we get home.

Have a fun evening.

Ronnie
xx

Bottoms Up

Thanks for joining me for another Bottoms Up.

This week we have one from a fellow blogger - Wilma over at barneymarriedwilma.

Out of the multiple implements we have tried, the only thing I cannot stay in position for was bought at a Dollar store if you please.  One would call it a silicone spatula, although it is really a silicone spreader.  It is basically a mini silicone paddle. 

It is about 12 inches in length and has NO flex to it what so ever.  It delivers both a sting (but not like the cane) and a thud.  The pain remains, and for me bruises always appear, (but I bruise every easily).  I know others have complained as well about silicone.  We have a more flexible one~ actually with a cupcake on the end, cupcake meet Willie's buns, and it sure stings too but not compared to this.

I am not a seasoned bottom, about 6 months, but I do have a high threshold for pain (or so I have been told by not just my husband- poor bugger).  I am so interested to see what others have to say.  We have used a version of the cane, because it is quiet. I detest it mostly because there is no build up, and for the most part no lingering.  Maybe I'm an odd ball but I prefer wood to all the things we have tried.

Thank you Wilma and no, not an odd ball at all - I prefer leather.

We have a spatula but P's never used it, well not on my bottom. 

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me at ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx