Steak & BJ Day

To be totally honest, I'd never heard of Steak and BJ Day until I saw it mentioned on a post over at Bonnie's but I certainly liked the idea and I must admit I do like a good steak and the BJ well what girl doesn't.

I mentioned it to P, ''Sounds good" he said, sign me up,'' but then later I remembered it's Mothers Day on Sunday, son would be around and we'd probably be at P mother's a substantial part of the day, I managed not to sound disappointed when I told him and I concealed my feelings about being at his mom's. ''Hmmm...what about if I suggest we take mother to that steak house on the evening, that would half celebrate the day and the other half I'd leave to you.''

He was trying to be helpful but I didn't fancy it, munching into a decent steak with the prospect of performing orally asap afterwards lost its appeal when I thought of his mom sitting there at the table. I told him so and he said for me not to start on about his mother, it's only one day a year, so I clammed up; spankings, and not the welcome type, have been known when mother matters get out of hand.

''Why don't we have a steak Monday instead,'' I said, ''your mom doesn't eat steak anyway because of her cholesterol.'' P said ''OK, suits me,'' and that was that, so now I have a long day Sunday to get through but a nice steak Monday to look forward to.

Won't need a dessert, always fancied giving P a BJ in the car but never plucked up the courage. I wonder.........

Ronnie

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