Showing posts with label Wooden Ruler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wooden Ruler. Show all posts

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Size matters

Size doesn't matter, or so we're always hearing, it's how you use the size you have that matters.

Maybe. But in certain circumstances I'm certain size could matter a lot, at least to me, mentally and most likely physically too.

Yesterday I went into Birmingham and met my old friend Jen for a couple of hours girl time, lunch and some shopping. I noticed Anne Summers had a sale on, it's not a place I frequent honestly because a lot of their stuff looks iffy, but I'm feeling a tad under-disciplined of late, due mainly to our son being back home, and my thoughts are laced with naughtiness. They say men have a sex related thought about every 2 minutes (by all means correct me on that if I'm wrong), I don't think women have the same kind of thoughts or the same frequency but they definitely have them, at least if I'm anything to go by.

Anyway after Jen and I headed our separate ways, I called into Anne Summers on the way back to the station and they had some 20'' wooden rulers at half price. Now I already have a 15'' ruler which I got from Coco de Mer in London and I've been taught a lesson on more than one occasion, but what would P say if I told him I didn't think his lessons had been entirely effective and I thought an extra 5'' might help him correct me.

Well I'd say he'd think I was being cheeky after he'd figured out what I was talking about. And provocative. And asking for trouble, which would not be a million miles from the truth.

When I get it I'll know if size really does make that much difference, and I'll let you know of course.

Ronnie
xx


PS Coco de Mer says 'Teach Me a Lesson' on the flip side, Anne Summers just says plain 'Spank Me'. I rather like both.