Size doesn't matter, or so we're always hearing, it's how you use the size you have that matters.Maybe. But in certain circumstances I'm certain size could matter a lot, at least to me, mentally and most likely physically too.
Yesterday I went into Birmingham and met my old friend Jen for a couple of hours girl time, lunch and some shopping. I noticed Anne Summers had a sale on, it's not a place I frequent honestly because a lot of their stuff looks iffy, but I'm feeling a tad under-disciplined of late, due mainly to our son being back home, and my thoughts are laced with naughtiness. They say men have a sex related thought about every 2 minutes (by all means correct me on that if I'm wrong), I don't think women have the same kind of thoughts or the same frequency but they definitely have them, at least if I'm anything to go by.
Anyway after Jen and I headed our separate ways, I called into Anne Summers on the way back to the station and they had some 20'' wooden rulers at half price. Now I already have a 15'' ruler which I got from Coco de Mer in London and I've been taught a lesson on more than one occasion, but what would P say if I told him I didn't think his lessons had been entirely effective and I thought an extra 5'' might help him correct me.
Well I'd say he'd think I was being cheeky after he'd figured out what I was talking about. And provocative. And asking for trouble, which would not be a million miles from the truth.
Well I'd say he'd think I was being cheeky after he'd figured out what I was talking about. And provocative. And asking for trouble, which would not be a million miles from the truth.When I get it I'll know if size really does make that much difference, and I'll let you know of course.
Ronnie
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PS Coco de Mer says 'Teach Me a Lesson' on the flip side, Anne Summers just says plain 'Spank Me'. I rather like both.
