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Monday, 11 May 2020

Masturbate to combat covid

No I'm not joking, it's the main thrust of an article in Sunday's Times (you wont be able to read full article) by Laura Pullman their New York correspondent. Amongst other things it says “Orgasm is a boost to the immune system — we get the oxytocin, the endorphins, and sleep better.”

The New York city health department apparently recently released a corona virus memo telling residents, “You are your safest sex partner”. This was presumably part of a 'don't sleep around' message during lock down with the crisis still in full swing.

Sounds like a win-win to me. So if you're locked down with a long term sexual partner, get more orgasms because it'll help boost your immune system for those times when you venture out on an 'essential' trip to the supermarket for food. And if you're locked down without a sexual partner, well don't feel guilty about pleasuring yourself. Get on with it.

My own interest in the article was the alleged sleep benefit, because I get irregular sleep and would love to improve my sleep experience. I told P about the article, he said he'd read it later I don't know whether he did, then he told me he better not catch me practicing any advice contained in it anyway or I knew what I'd get.

Well that was food for thought. I suppose I could start masturbating and make darned sure I got caught:)


Stay in, stay safe and try and have a good week.

Ronnie
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