The Sunday Times attracted my attention with the above words, as you can imagine it would but had nothing to do with this type of thrashing of rears.
It was on the back page of Review, where it was announced that the girl on the right was awarded Rear of the Year last week, and the Times reporter cheekily congratulated her on thrashing all those other contending rears.
Anyway my attention was focused and I googled to see if I could find a better picture of her. I couldn't, but what I did find reported in the Daily Mail was that the 2011 winner of this dubious award, a certain Carol Vorderman, the girl on the left, said she was disappointed to have been pushed aside and have to hand the award over.
I wondered which one my husband would prefer so I asked him which one he would most like to spank and it didn't take him long to make up his mind although his reasoning, as ever, was not entirely straightforward. He chose the girl on the left (Carol Vorderman).
"How come?" I asked. "She's much older and she looks a bit over padded to me," I said.
"Age doesn't come into it at all," said my gallant husband, "but substance does and Vorderman's got substance. She's a mathematician, you know."
So that's it then is it, P, perhaps I need to get my calculator out:)
I copied another image of Ms Vorderman from the Daily Mail's article just for good measure.
Ronnie
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