Three Word Meme

Had to do this meme I spotted over at Hermione's Heart.

You have to use just

to answer each of the questions, so here goes.....

1. Where is your cell phone? In my handbag
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Married the boyfriend
3. Hair? It needs cutting
4. Your mother? Don't ask me
5. Your father? No longer alive
6. Your favorite item(s)? Paddle, bread maker
7. Your dream last night? Didn't have one
8. Your favorite drink? Red Rioja wine
9. Your dream guy/girl?  P's the one
10.The room you are in? In the lounge
11. Your fear? Old with dementia
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Alive and healthy
13. Who did you hang out with last night?Friends and P
14. What are you not? An angry person
15. What's outside your window? Very untidy garden
16. One of your wish list items? Winning the lottery
17. What time is it?  9.06 right now
18. The last thing you did? Walking with P
19. What are you wearing?  Jeans, sweatshirt socks
20. Your favorite book?  Can't pick one
21. The last thing you ate? Cheesecake and blueberries
22. Your life? Luckier than some
23. Your mood? I'm totally relaxed
24. Your car? Need new one
25. What are you doing at this moment? Silly, this meme
26. Your summer? Blog friends, gardening
27. Travel plans? Hopefully to Spain
28. What is on your TV screen?  It's not on
29. Last time you cried? I can't remember
30. School? Went last week.

Thanks Hermione.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

The Dangers of Touching Yourself

I know off topic but you may remember last week I posted about female masturbation.

Well this week it's about male masturbation and I can tell you it doesn't look good for the boys, or at least it didn't.

Did you know for example it could cause pimples,

rotting teeth which fall out and a number of other nasty things,

Or so the French advised in a book 'Le Livre Sans Titre' (a book without a title) published in the 1830's warning young squires of the harmful effects of masturbation.

Who'd have thought the French would have issued such a warning to young men.

Click here to read the rest if you're not squeamish.

Thanks to our friend Hermione for passing on this amusing find.

Ronnie

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Hermione

Tuesday we went to Moda, a fashion show at the NEC, P came with me again which suits me because he drives and we usually get lunch out. I wasn't looking to buy unless something really caught my eye, just keeping aware of the trends for Autumn/ Winter. It's not as good as the London shows but they had a fair amount of new exhibitors, particularly from the far East and Asia. There's so much nice stuff on display at these shows it would be nice if you could buy one-offs for personal use but of course that's not allowed.

So aside from the bags they had footwear, skirts and dresses, lingerie, bridal gear, beautiful tops, jewellery and a men's section which we didn't even get to. Models on every corner, all very colourful and a complete change from the office, I particularly liked some of the leather clothing (did you know they do leather bras, I knew they did PVC) and the high length knee boots. P said some were the kind of things women on my slutty telephone kiosk cards wore. I told him I liked them, he just looked said hmmm. We did a double take on the 'Spanx' stand, for those of you who don't know them they're underwear and swimwear to slim your bottom and tum and all those other bits you get when you get older. I didn't see any signs of spanking not even the tiniest innuendo and the girls looked bored silly.

Moving on from there we turned into a new aisle and there it was ahead of us 'Hermione's Collection'. I couldn't believe it, Hermione coming all this way and not telling me! The dresses were all silk, long, beautiful colours, I asked P to get a photo of the stand and be sure to get the name on it, he did but too far away and it's blurred. (you may just be able to make out her name if you increase the picture size.) So we went closer right into the stand and he went to take another snap on his nokia when Miss Prim came over and told us 'no photos' because they wouldn't do justice to the dresses, I felt like saying kindly fetch Hermione over, she'll let me take photos, but instead Miss Prim handed me one of their catalogues and said it was better than photos. I didn't like to tell her we only wanted to snap the name on the stand and didn't give a hoot about the dresses.

So Hermione, were you there? Should I have asked for you? Fancy hiding your creative talent under a bushel, very naughty :)

Ronnie

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Thanks for getting me into trouble :)

Now I know where the crowds came from.  Hermione kindly sent a post of mine to one of the very busy blogs Chross.

 

So indirectly it was Hermione who got me in trouble, not that the trouble lasted. Hermione, that was very nice of you, thanks.

 

Ronnie
xx

Meme the Seventh

Meant to do this last weekend but better late than never.

This meme is from Hermione's Heart

1. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?

Produce:Spinach
Frozen: Mint Chocolate Ice Cream
Dairy: Soya Milk
Meat: Do I have to have meat
Canned Goods: Mandarin segments

2. Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

Only 3
Jeans
Blouse
Underwear

3. If I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

"Of course I can"
"No problem "
"Can we finish now"
"What would you like for dinner tonight "

4. So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

Speak with P
Drink water
Shower
Going for a walk

5. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

I've never had road rage, quite a patience little driver but it would be
Drivers who don't indicate
Pull out right in front of you
People talking on their mobiles

6. You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

A whole 3 hours, I wish
Catching up on spanking blogs
Reading a book
Going for a jog or walk
Housekeeping/Laundry
Doing a Suduko puzzle

7. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

Haven't been to the zoo for yonks and wouldn't like to go now but if I had to would have to be the
The big cats
Monkeys
Elephants

8. You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

If somebody would pay my fare The West Wing
Question Time
Have I got News for You
Any cooking programme

9. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

Mint Chocolate Chip
Rum & Raisin
Cornish

10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

Had that happen to me so now I always know whats in my bag
Diary/with family pics inside
Keys
Hand Wipes
Tissues
Purse

11. You are at a job fair, and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

Painter
Classical Pianist
Newpaper Editor
Primary School Teacher

12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

Dont take everything so seriously
Dont jump straight in, stop and think first
Be yourself
Have more fun

Thanks Hermione.
Ronnie
xx