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Friday, 5 April 2019

April Fool Spanked

As you know it was April Fool's Day on Monday so I decided it would be a perfect day to spank my husband. Yes, you read that correctly and no, I'm not going mad. Some of you may remember it was one of my new year intentions to spank my husband; well I haven't been doing very well so far. But, as you know, he spanked me recently over that Mothers Day lunch business, wrongly too in my opinion, so I decided to bring the matter up on Monday and spank him for it.

You see I haven't had the nerve to try and manipulate a real spanking but I thought by suggesting it, with a perfectly fair reason, on April 1st I could easily back off and say it was all a joke, just an April Fool's Day prank, if he exploded and started marching me to the bedroom. Of course if he said, after consideration, that he agreed he deserved a spanking....well, who knows!

Sneaky aren't I.

Anyway it didn't work out. I did approach him on Monday afternoon and told him I thought he'd been somewhat out of order with my spanking and I told him I was going to spank him for it. Ha! The look on his face! He asked me whose army was going to help me, then he said I deserved another spanking for even suggesting something so preposterous, in fact he thought he better get his cane out. Well that stopped me in my tracks, I mean I haven't been caned for ages. But then I didn't know how hard it would be, I couldn't quite judge whether he was truly outraged or amused. I decided to play my trump card and said 'April Fool! Only joking' and beamed a big smile.

'Well the joke's on you, my girl, because it's nearly 3pm and as I recall from a kid, April Fools pranks are not valid after midday'. I gulped. I seemed to remember that too.

Luckily for me he was taking all of this with good humour not anger but he still took me upstairs and used his cane on me, not too hard but enough to make a few stripes and a devious girl squeal. So I still have it on my 'to do' list but goodness knows when I'll get the opportunity.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx