...clinically proven etc etc...and some fit looking women rubbing it lovingly onto her thighs.
It was some ad on TV and P happened to be watching it with me at the time. He chuckled and said 'My god, do any of you women believe the sort of crap these marketing guys come out with? It's incredible in fact the Advertising Standards Agency is a joke for allowing it.'
'Of course we believe all the ads, P, I mean they wouldn't be on TV if they weren't genuine, surely.' I'm not really that naive but I do like to play to my husband.
'I see, so if someone brought out a study showing semen clinically proven to make you look younger, would women believe that?'
'P, I already know it makes us look younger, I've known it for years, has to be taken orally of course,' I teased.
He put his hand on my knee, then the movie came back on and his attention was gone. I thought about what he'd said though, I guess if the marketeers did their job well women would be gagging for it (pun intended) and they wouldn't need to go to Boots to pay for it.

Ronnie
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