Wednesday, 26 January 2022

Evil. Makeshift. Painful

So I told recently of a spanking I got with a broken supporting lath from our office futon. It hurt like fuck and I know P was as shocked as I had been by its ferocity. I didn't know whether he'd keep it or not, it looked a bit crude to be honest and the one end which was jagged, where it had broken, would be unsuitable for a bottom to receive or a hand to grip.

Well now I know he is keeping it because he told me had put a handle on it. It appeared in the office, altered a bit, the jagged end now making a crude handle which appears to be bound with electrical wire well I think that's what it is, and the edges have been smoothed. Here it is below:-

One thing I do know is that there'll be one hell of a commotion if he uses it again. If I'm going to get spanked I prefer something a bit more sophisticated.

Choosy me:)

Stay safe.



Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, picky you. Wow, that thing looks leathal, I think I'd be hiding it!


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Yes, hide it. Excellent idea. Then when he can not find it he can use the Bogey paddle on you. Let us know how that works out for you.

Hermione said...

Aha! I knew he would turn it into something useful. It does look serious, but he'll use it judiciously, I hope.


Glenmore said...

That looks like an implement made for a Male backside not for a more delicate female bottom.
I would thank P for adding the handle as this is essential for a wife to get a good swing and follow through, and inform him that it is yours and to be used exclusively on his bare bottom when he deserves it.
A good opportunity to let him know your interest in switching roles.

morningstar said...

funny - I was thinking (looking at the modified paddle) that it looked 'innocent' ..... and how funny it is that something so 'innocent' looking could pack such a wallop!

Anonymous said...

Before my wife decided bath brush does wonders she had a paddle that I after just one spanking hid from her. Play dumb when asked about it, when she found it, she made sure I would not do it again. I came home from work and had to put my jammies as she calls them on, went to bed early, this lasted a week. That is when the last day she showed me the bath brush, applied it, I promised never to hid or lie to her again. The spankings did not stop, I was still at times a naughty little boy. Jack

PK said...

That thing looks evil. Gee it would be terrible if it happened to be misplaced.

Unknown said...

It just makes sense to keep something that works so well. It's like life provided you both with a great discovery by accident, and it would be ungrateful not to embrace it. As for its ferocity? Well, if you think given how and what you write that any fellow spanko is going to give you anything other than mock sympathy......LOL


I wonder if the springiness of this type of lath, could be a contributing factor to its brutality? At least the end should be rounded into a half moon. It looks like an unfinished project.


Anonymous said...

I can imagine you will be making a lot of noise if he uses it with any seriousness. However, might this be something you should have Jack's cane add to his stock. You never know how many people would like to try it after your personal description of its effect.
Hiding it is a bad idea, because if he wants to use it for a couple of spanks, not finding it will increase his desire to make your spanking much more (sadly) memorable!
bottoms up

Fondles said...

I'm sure it's lethal as anything, but just from looks alone, I think it's beautiful...Altho I *wouldn't* want one just like it if you paid me!

ronnie said...

Roz - Me too but the trouble would be when P found it, I would get it harder:) Thanks.

Bogey - He uses it and it's still HIS favourite. Thanks.

Hermione - I'm dreading it being used again but P knows how fierce it is so I think it will be OK. Thanks.

Glenmore - Do you want me to have a harder spanking then, I would if I said that to him:) Thanks.

Morningstar - I'v held it and no not innocent at all. Yikes. Thanks.

Jack - I'd get it hard if I decided to hide it. Thanks.

PK - I wish it would. Thanks.

kdpierre - Shame on you not giving me any sympathy:) Thanks.

Prefectdt - He said he hadn't quite finished it so maybe that's what he'll do. Thanks.

Red - Yep, hiding is a o no. Thanks.

Fondles- Are you sure I can't send it to you:) Thanks.


Terpsichore said...

I hope it doesn't get lost. ;-) Hugs

ronnie said...

Terps - there will be no chance of that, P's keeping it safe:) Thanks.