Wednesday, 4 March 2020

Spanking App

No there isn't really a spanking app (well there are some on Playstore but I didn't check any of them) but an app nonetheless got me spanked. It was actually the NHS patient care app which caused it and it happened because my nearest and dearest was pissed off that I hadn't been able to get him a doctor's appointment until 10 March. He said that was ridiculous and that he'd call the surgery himself, I just said ok good luck with that.

A bit later he came and told me he'd found an app which we could use to get in touch with the doctor, he'd put it on his phone, he just wanted to know if I knew his username and password. Haha, how does he think I already make appointments. Anyway I thought I'd have a little bit of fun and asked him why he hadn't just booked an appointment with the girl on reception; he looked a bit sheepish and said he hadn't actually got through to reception, he'd called a couple of times but the line was busy and he gave up. Then he googled how to get to see your GP and eventually downloaded the app. He seemed pleased with himself, he had his phone in his hand, I'm sure he thought he'd be able to get a next day appointment by using it.

I gave him the info he needed and he sat at the dining table for a few minutes playing around with it, then announced it was rubbish he couldn't get an early appointment on it. I told him he could send a message if he felt his shoulder justified urgent attention and someone would get back to him probably in a day or two. He said that wasn't appropriate and then he asked me how I'd made the appointment anyway and I told him I'd done it online from my laptop, same way I've done it for both of us for years. Did I look a bit smug? I don't know but he clearly thought I did and he probably felt a bit deflated that his app discovery was actually old hat. I told him there were no smart ways of shortcutting the system except getting on the phone at 8 am prompt in the morning and just keep dialling until you get through was the best way. I must have smiled at the incredulous look on his face.

"Well stuff the app then," he said as he uninstalled it from his phone. "You could have told me all this nonsense and saved me the trouble. Maybe we should change practices."

"I think they're all pretty much the same," I told him, "and anyway you get on well enough with the doctor, you've always said that."

He thought about it and knew I was right. Then he told me he was going to take me upstairs and spank me for not having made him aware of how things worked. I told him any failing was with him not me, he should have known, after all it's his health and there's been enough publicity about GP waiting times. That didn't go down well and he ordered me upstairs. On the landing I went to turn for the office but he said no, the bedroom. I went in with him following close behind, he hadn't been to fetch an implement although there are always some concealed about the bedroom, this was spontaneous and I was intrigued and a bit amused and reasonably relaxed because his mood wasn't truly bad.

He sat on the bed and drew me across his lap at an angle which had my torso mostly on the bed. He took my shorts down, I didn't have knickers on, unusually for me, and started spanking my buttocks, hard but with gaps between each spank. This I learned later was because he was experimenting with different techniques to get the best out of his shoulder during its 'ill' period. He needn't worry too much about any under-spanking, his hand still carries plenty of force and he soon had me wiggling but not crying out. He stopped after two or three minutes, I thought maybe he was going to get an implement.

"You know that really has opened my eyes," he said, "all that crap over doctor appointments, getting tablets too, I was seriously lacking in knowledge as to how it all works and you've been doing it for years, me just taking it for granted. Thanks." Then he gave me a couple of meaty slaps, one to each cheek, and told me to get up onto the bed. I thought perhaps he was going to cane me, god know why because I certainly wouldn't have deserved it.

"Not lying on your front," he said, "on your back."

Then he pulled my shorts completely off so that they didn't constrain my legs and nuzzled his head between my thighs. It was all very fast and unexpected. He grunted something when I gasped and he pulled my legs further apart, told me to pull my knees up, I heard that clearly enough, and then his mouth was on me and his tongue tasting me, something he hasn't done for a while. I put my legs over his shoulders, heels digging into his back, and moaned appreciatively. I hadn't cried out during the spanking but made up for it when my orgasm started and bucked violently against his face as his hands tried to steady me so he could work his tongue where he wanted it. After he'd done me all I could say was Oh fuck as I slumped on the bed muscles relaxed in that post orgasmic bliss as he unhurriedly licked and savoured while I purred.

"If that's your way of thanking me for looking after your medical affairs, please thank me more often," I joked.

Ronnie
xx

9 comments:

Roz said...

Wow Ronnie, that was some thank you:) good news that P didn't seem to have too much difficulty spanking you, and that he understood the apps and how you have been taking care of appointments etc.

Not so good about the wait to see the doctor though. Long GP waiting times are maddening, and a real problem. No wonder people turn up to hospital instead.

Hugs
Roz

Xen said...

Aww... that was quite sweet!

Honestly it’s stories like this that make me roll my eyes when people here in the US get hysterical about “long weight times” caused by socialized medicine. Back in November I went to book my annual physical... the first available is coming up. In April. I’ve spent the last couple years seeing specialists... and I don’t think I’ve ever succeeded in booking an appointment any sooner out than 2 months. Granted that’s for a non-urgent medical issue. I have good insurance! That has nothing to do with doctor availability. If I had enough money to donate a wing to a hospital I could probably get in right away, but I always wonder what Americans are thinking of when they worry about these supposed extra long wait times in other countries.

PK said...

I knew P would come through for you somehow! So glad you got him an appointment, so glad you got your spanking and and really, really glad for all the rest!

Anonymous said...

Seems a bit unfair - I guess it depends on your perspective :-) I’m glad it all worked out. Hopefully, all is fine with his shoulder.

Anonymous said...

Ronnie,
Sorry: The comment at 4 March 2020 at 17:14 was mine (JL)

Anonymous said...

Delightful to read. Glad the arm is good enough to spank you
Bottoms up
Red

Hermione said...

We can book appointments online for lab work, although it isn't necessary - you can just walk in and wait. None of my doctors have online booking though. It's still the telephone here. But they do ask what the problem is and schedule you accordingly. If it's urgent you get in sooner. My eye surgeon has a waiting list of 14 months, but I got in to see him in less than 2 weeks after my optometrist wrote him a letter referring me. That's socialized medicine here.

So glad P can still spank in spite of his shoulder pain.

Hugs,
Hermione

Fondles said...

Oh goodness me but I may have to start taking care of BIKSS' appointments and other medical related stuff a little more then. Who knew it could be so rewarding.

That was a lovely mid-week read for me. Thanks!

Hope P's shoulder gets sorted out soon! Mine is beginning to cause me some grief and I'm not happy about it either. Good thing I'm not the one doing the spanking :)

ronnie said...

Roz - I'd like more thank yous like that:) Thanks.

Xen - Thanks. Don't know much about the health service in America but am so glad our NHS is free even though you may have to wait a while for appointment.

PK - I'll have to make sure he goes to his appointment. Thanks.

Anonymous - Not unfair at all:) Thanks.

Red - He has been using different techniques to spank. Thanks.

Hermione - Our surgery sometimes asks what the propblem is but not all the time. So happy you got in quickly in the end to see yoru eye surgeon. Thanks.

Fondles - :) Thanks. You need to keep an eye on your shoulder and get it looked at.

Love,
Ronnie.
xx