Monday, 17 March 2014

Whip 'em but do it safely

I noticed a little snippet in yesterday Sunday Times by their columnist wit Rod Liddle and it made me smile. So there you go, you can chain people up, whip them into shape and run your own dungeon for such purposes but fall foul of the safety regs and you're in trouble.

A Stockport dominatrix has been fined £8,000 because her sex dungeon contravened fire regulations.




It was the manacles and the gags that did for her, I suspect. The clients experience a bit of judicious singeing and think it’s all part of the package until it’s too late and there’s nothing they can do.

Lorraine White was described in court by her solicitor as being “of good character”. No question about that, I'm certain.


Happy St Patrick's Day.




Have a fun day and a good week.

Ronnie
xx

12 comments:

bobbsroom said...

I also spotted that in one of the Friday papers, made me chuckle a bit as well.
Probable find the judge was a regular :)

Have a great week

BOB Bx

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, I saw this in the Mail, made me laugh, bet the judge is a client. Happy ST Patrick's day to you and P>
love Jan.xx

Roz said...

LOL Ronnie, thanks for the giggle :) Happy St Patrick's Day to you and P

Hugs,
Roz

Hermione said...

Too funny! Happy St. Paddy's Day to you too!

Hugs,
Hermione

Aimless Rambling said...

I don't think I've ever been mooned by a leprachaun before.

Happpy St. Pat's Day to you.

USEDTODO SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

If you had posted this on the first day of next month, I would have thought that you were fibbing :)

Prefectdt

ronnie said...

Bob - I bet he is. Thanks.

Jan - Never spotted last week. Thank you.

Roz - Happy you enjoyed it. Thanks.

Hermione - Thank you.

SG - First for everything:) Thank you.

Pref - I nearly asked you why:) Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Blondie said...

Now that is funny

ronnie said...

Blondie - Thought it might raise. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

Thank you Ronnie. Nice St. Pat's cartoon as well.

Hug,
joey

Ami Starsong said...

What a job, inspecting dungeons to see if they contravene fire regulations! LOL! I agree with Sunny, I have never been mooned by anyone before!

Hugs
Ami

ronnie said...

Joey - Thanks.

Ami - You have now:) Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx