Now I've selected a few with Christmas themes, a bit tenuous with some of them but I thought they were amusing so here they are.
Sex sells and as Christmas is a busy one for the girls they try to bring as much humour and wit to their Christmas working cards with distinctive illustrations and text in order to entice their clients. They have to be inventive and persuasive with their vocabulary in order to sell their wares. Such as 'Treat yourself to some Kinky Kristmas Kapers' or visit a 'Stunning Christmas cracker waiting to be pulled'
"The images that accompany the slogans and the many hand drawn cards with holly, ivy or a cracker adds to the allure and charm of these particular Christmas working cards". Equally festive words play a part as this parody nursery rhyme shows Sing-a-song-of-sixpence:
Sing a song of Christmas.
a grotto full of toys,
Lots of canes, whips and chains,
for all you naughty boys
Or this playful rhyme:
Christmas cracker needs some fun!
Come along and spank her bum
Some preferred word-play and one liners :
'Good Queen Wence-lust, with the 42" bust'.
'Red hot Xmas cracker'
'Let me play with your Jingle bells'
Ronnie
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12 comments:
I love the "Cruel Yule" idea. They're all wonderful - thanks for sharing!
Hugs,
Hermione
My pleasure Hermione. Glad you enjoyed them.
Love,
Ronnie
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Ronnie: really fun to read... thanks for sharing
hugs
REd
Ronnie: Enjoyed the cards. They are fun.
FD
Great selection of cards and rhymes, Ronnie, thanks. And I am not surprised you decorated for Christmas with canes...not once but twice. That's our girl. :)
Red, FD - Thank you kind Sirs.
Michael - Your very welcome. Your the first one to comment on those lovely canes :) Thanks.
Thanks all.
Love,
Ronnie
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"Have your seats caned for X'mas" Bad use of an apostrophe but I love the double meaning :)
Prefectdt
I love this cards!
So imaginative they are :-)
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Maria
Gives me a warm feeling all over.
Prefectdt - A few were like that.
Maria - Lots of girls after the same business so they had to be inventive:)
Mick - I'm glad I posted them:)
Thanks all.
Love,
Ronnie
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Congratulations of this post being Chrossed, Ronnie. Well done. :)
Michael - Thanks I've just noticed.
Have a wonderful weekend. Not long for you to wait until Season arrives.
Love to you both,
Ronnie
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