Monday, 5 February 2018

The Tanning of Ms Kardashian's buttocks

I couldn't resist posting this, it was in the Sunday Times and, apparently, one of the mid week 'red tops' as they call them.


Careers adviser: “Now, have you decided on your career options?”

Teenage boy: “Yes, sir. I’d like to be the person who sprays tan on Kim Kardashian’s buttocks.”

Careers adviser: “Don’t be impertinent, boy. That’s not a proper job.”

Teenage boy: “Please, sir, it definitely is. I saw it in Wednesday’s Sun. The paper said it was a hands-on job.”

Careers adviser: “You realise, of course, that you’ll have to start at the bottom.”

Teenage boy: “Yes, sir . . . wait a minute, you’re not taking this seriously, are you?”

I giggled as I read it and P asked me what was so funny. I turned the paper towards him and told him what it was about. He doesn't do the small talk sections of the press although he had heard of Kim Kardashian, he said, 'she's a self promoted promiscuous socialite celebrity or something like that isn't she?' I told him he might not be quite accurate but he seemed to have the gist.

"Well," said P, "whoever the little madam is, I'm sure she'd be sporting a better tan than that if I had anything to do with it...and it wouldn't come out of a can." 

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx


14 comments:

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, a dream job for a teenage boy lol. Love P's response. Yep, I think he got the gist.

Hugs
Roz

Fondles said...

That's rather funny! And I agree with Roz about P's response.

lindy thomas said...

Love Ps response about a better tan.
Hugs Lindy xx

Ella said...

I can never understand the popularity of the Kardashians. None of them have any talent for singing or acting. I guess you can get famous on a reality show just for being slutty. Did love P's description, though.

Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella

Hermione said...

What a riot! You have so much funnier and more risque articles than we see over here.

Hugs,
Hermione

Eric51 Amy49 said...

What a fun lively chat. Your P has it right. Can't believe how we silly Americans feed off of bizarre television families like theirs.
Amy

PK said...

Yep that us some career choice! But I like P's thoughts and I'd pay to see it!

Leigh Smith said...

I'm quite sure that P could color her red better than any tan in a can.

sammy said...

You are adorable. It’s so nice to hear your point of view. Honest,hilarious…good job

Minelle Labraun said...

I love Ps response!! Your giggle made me giggle!

ronnie said...

Roz - LOL. Yes it would be for a lot of teenage boys. Thanks.

Fondles - The article was funny, made me smile so thought I'd share it. Thanks.

Lindy - He could:) Thanks.

Ella - I've not watched them. Not a fan of the reality shows. Thanks.

Hermione - What do you think that is? Thanks.

Amy - There seems to be a few reality shows on just lately. I don't watch them. Thanks.

PK - I think a few people would. Thanks.

SG - I'm definitely sure:) Thanks.

Sammy - Hello. Thank you for saying, appreciated.

Minelle - Then that makes me happy. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Blondie said...

This definitely made me giggle. Love P's response.

1ManView said...

I was so happy to see all the comments on your blog about these reality shows. We are being bombarded with the trash. The money they are giving these yahoo's for being silly human beings is ridiculous. And so many people in America are watching this trash. I love P's answer but it wouldn't do much to an ass that's full of some kind of injected filler. There isn't much of her that's really real. It'mostly reality like the show....🙃


peace and love
1ManView

ronnie said...

Blondie - Happy you enjoyed it. Thajsk.

1MV - The reality shows are very popular over here, Personally, I hate them. LOL, yes I think it wouldn't do much for her. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx