I couldn't resist posting this, it was in the Sunday
Times and, apparently, one of the mid week 'red tops' as they call
them.
Careers
adviser: “Now, have you decided on your career options?”
Teenage boy: “Yes, sir. I’d like to be the person who sprays tan on Kim Kardashian’s buttocks.”
Careers adviser: “Don’t be impertinent, boy. That’s not a proper job.”
Teenage boy: “Please, sir, it definitely is. I saw it in Wednesday’s Sun. The paper said it was a hands-on job.”
Careers adviser: “You realise, of course, that you’ll have to start at the bottom.”
Teenage boy: “Yes, sir . . . wait a minute, you’re not taking this seriously, are you?”
I giggled as I read it and P asked me what was so funny. I
turned the paper towards him and told him what it was about. He doesn't do the
small talk sections of the press although he had heard of Kim Kardashian, he
said, 'she's a self promoted promiscuous socialite celebrity or something like
that isn't she?' I told him he might not be quite accurate but he seemed to have
the gist.
"Well," said P, "whoever the little madam is,
I'm sure she'd be sporting a better tan than that if I had anything to do with
it...and it wouldn't come out of a can."
Have a good week.
Ronnie
xx
