Brazilian Bottoms

We were talking the other day, it was after seeing Roy Hodgson interviewed in Brazil, and I mentioned to my husband that perhaps we'd get some shots of Brazilian girls on the beaches, he'd like that, I said.  Mmm, might be more entertaining than some of the football, said P with a smile.

Then a bit later he sent me this picture with a message "Never mind the World Cup, it's the 2016 Olympic I'm looking forward to:)" the smiley was his.

I laughed when I opened it and said "She's got a big bum though hasn't she?"

My husband said, "I can't see much wrong with it and she's certainly got the right attitude. Besides, she's got two years to work on it and I hope there'll be plenty more like her."

I'm sure there will, P. Little things (or big things) please little minds.

Ronnie
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Very helpful

How was your weekend? Sorry haven't been round reading blogs or joined Bonnie for brunch but we had Internet problems at home. Can surf from my phone but it's a tiny screen and the 3G network isn't all that fast.

We've had super weather this weekend, P did a BBQ Saturday night and Sunday we went to friends to watch the UK Germany game, had a BBQ after. I won't comment on the game except to say we were awful, worse game I've seen us play.

I sent P an article Friday and this paragraph was included, (sorry not sure where I found it). I asked him what he thought of it, he said it was fine. Very helpful I thought. I asked him for a bit more than that, whether he agreed with it or not, so he took another look. The part of the article which interested me was:-

'...the punishment must fit the offence. Minor misconduct merits warming over by a hand. More serious violations justify the sting of a solid hairbrush or wooden paddle. Greater transgressions are corrected by the classic two stage approach that begins with a good hand spanking followed by a thorough session with the hairbrush. Truly bad behaviour warrants the sizzling kiss of the time honoured razor strap or a truly lickety cane or birch. The foreboding words "This is going to be a spanking that you will not soon forget" will indeed be long remembered - both words and deed.'

P sent it back to me a couple of minutes later with a few words added, I coloured them for easy reading.

The punishment must fit the offence true, neither over nor under punishment is acceptable. Minor misconduct merits a thorough warming over by a firm hand. More serious violations justify the sting of a solid hairbrush neglected a bit these days, need to revisit soon or wooden paddle prefer leather. Greater transgressions are corrected by the classic two stage approach that begins with a good hand spanking must be good to warm thoroughly followed by a thorough session with the hairbrush hmmm might be a bit weak. Truly bad behavior warrants the sizzling kiss of the time honored razor strap Ah yes now there's a delightful implement or a truly lickety. I like that word 'lickety' even though I doubt it's in the dictionary cane or birch cane is less messy and requires no preparation except of course preparing the to-be-caned bottom. The foreboding words “This is going to be a spanking that you will not soon forget” yes, words are very important for both parties will indeed, be long remembered – both words and deed probably in equal measure.

I asked him to explain his thoughts but he said no they were clear enough, I asked him to explain just some of them then but I think he'd had enough of the little game because he took me upstairs into our bedroom and spanked me with my old hairbrush, it wasn't at all severe but the unexpectedness made it memorable. After he'd spanked me he said 'There, that's one of my thoughts sorted, the hairbrush has been revisited. Now, would you like me to refer to another one, the cane or the strap perhaps?' I declined and I told him he'd been more than co-operative thank you. I did ask him if he'd mind if I printed his words though, he said sure, there's no copyright.

Like I said at the start, very helpful.

Ronnie

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US v UK

I can't believe the weekend is here already.

Tonight were taking P's mom out for her Birthday and Saturday were going to a spanking party (Ha! take that with a pinch of salt) now that would be interesting wouldn't it, no we're actually going to a football party, yes you heard right a football party. It's the UK's first game against our cousins across the pond and the only spanking likely being to the US team :) I know football isn't big in US but if I'm correct, America did beat the UK 1-0 in the 1950 World Cup and some are saying they could do it again.

Were both not really into football, though we do try and watch some of the World Cup games. Son's friends' parents who we've know since he started primary school are having a party, they are really mad football fanatics. Were supposed to wear England colours, I said to P I'd like to be different, anybody know what colours US are playing in? I remember visiting Portugal a few years back during a European tournament and our son bought a Portuguese team shirt, all the locals thought it was great and I'm sure we got better service in the restaurants because of it.

Goodness knows what happens at a football party apart from lots of shouting and drinking beer, well we'll find out tomorrow. Let's hope we win, not because I want to see our US cousins lose but someone has to and I can't bear the thought of us getting off to a bad start. I found some photos of one of a girls' teams kitted out in football boots and socks and not much else, I showed them to P, he asked if they'd be at the party, I said you should be so lucky.

Good luck to both teams and to all the other countries.

Have a great weekend.

Ronnie

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