Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

Jan, English Rose writes.....

I am not a fan of wood. Until recently we had a natty oval hairbrush but oops it recently cracked from side to side. What a shame! We have a nasty little wooden spoon, a vicious wooden ruler, neither of these I particularly enjoy but after the brush pah!!

Then a few weeks ago my darling generous husband made a new purchase - A wooden paddle:((( This terrible implement measures 9 by 4 and is a lovely shiny dark wood. It has a pretty blue ribbon through the handle. 

Oh my goodness it stings like fury and is without doubt my least favourite thing. It is unfortunately hubby's very favourite thing and puts in an appearance regularly whether for punishment or play. Did I say  I really don't like it , I can't even keep still for the blessed thing, where have all the feathers gone these days?

Thanks English Rose.  Many a bottom (including me) have a dislike for wooden implements, or at least certain wooden implements and I'm happy we don't have one like yours in our toy box.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me. ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
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Picture property of English Rose.

Antipasti or Hankispanky

I spotted this when I was looking for a new bread knife the weekend, 

a Jamie Oliver antipasti board, it was massive! And heavy too, about 1cm thick, needless to say my mind drifted to other possible uses, I quickly snapped it, (blurredly because other customers were milling around,) to share the thought with you.

I didn't buy it in the end. I showed P the picture. He said it looked far too heavy to be used as a paddle but should have bought it anyway, it's a nice way to serve sharing of antipasti. I think he's right.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
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