Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

This week - Wooden spoons and wooden paddles.

Simon writes...

"Over the years my Mistress has used a variety of straps, paddles,canes and other implements on my bottom. Some I like and some I hate but I'm having trouble deciding which I dislike most so I'm going to nominate two.

1. Wooden spoons, I hate them, they look so innocuous but seem to sting more than anything else even much larger and heavier implements.

2. Large wooden paddles, they are so heavy and you don't get a sting so much as a thump. They bruise and knock the breath out of you."

Thanks Simon.  I'm not a lover of thuddy implements either.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx

Let me know if the picture is yours.