Not often do I post on Sundays but two things happened - 1) I got over 1000 visits to my little piece of cyberspace yesterday and 2) I ignored P's advice and got spanked for it and it wasn't a maintenance spanking.So yesterday we were looking at how to build web traffic for a website for the new business, P went into google analytics which he installed ages ago but hardly gets used. It showed over 400 visits to Ronnie for Friday which was about double the norm, no particular reason, anyway P said you should pop a post in as you're getting extra visits let them know you keep uptodate. I didn't do it. This morning while I was showering P accessed statistics again, he likes charts and things, and visits for Saturday went just over the 1000. He didn't congratulate me, he put me over his knee, took my pants down and spanked me whilst admonishing me for ignoring his advice.
Well, all you new visitors, and goodness knows where you've come from but you're most welcome, you can be sure this post is uptodate and my backside is, I can assure you, still smarting as I type. P snapped it on his phone, I promise you it does not show the true colour.
I'm sure the visits are a fluke, maybe people have been searching laptop repairs and found me by mistake:)
Ronnie
xx
