The article she wrote was about a sleepy little Cambridgeshire village called Trumpington, which had its 105-year-old village hall,
erotic hypnosis and domination. The fee per session was £10, which included tea and biscuits, served by Sarah the Maid (very English). Unfortunately the group have been 'busted' and their booking cancelled by the Trumpington village hall trustees in spite of a local councillor being in favour of the event, especially as they were even laying on catering. The councillor, Sheila Stuart, said Cambridge had a diverse community and she was not surprised by the aborted meeting, especially given the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey. Ah well, clearly Fifth Shades was not a hit with the Trumpington trustees so there'll be no hanky spanky in the village hall for the foreseeable future.
India Knight did make a tongue in cheek comment to wind up her article, suggesting that probably half the villagers had read Fifty Shades, the doors would have been locked, they were all consenting adults and nobody was being forced to watch so what was the problem. She said the trustees should give the spankers back their booking and maybe join them for a nice cup of tea and biscuits afterwards:)
As I said, I like India Knight.
Have a good week.
Ronnie
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Let me know if second picture is yours to I can credit.

