Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

Fondles writes.....

...is definitely a wooden hairbrush with bamboo bristles from The Body Shop.

That's exactly the one. It was early on in our spanking journey when I came across it while shopping. I thought it would be fun to try it out, since I'd read so much about being spanked with a hairbrush. 

I should have left it in the store. 

At first I thought it was a question of wood vs leather. I like implements which have some give - leather, rubber, the cane, but then to think of it, I HAVE had fun with our wooden spoons and BIKSS's self-finished Christmas paddle too (which is really a large wooden rice spatula from Thailand, sanded and varnished). 

Then I thought it was a size issue. But that can't be it either cos we have some really small handy spankers / spoons which I enjoy.

So there's no explanation why this thing would be so un-fun, except that it delivers a sting that's "annoying"! I think that's what I dislike about it - it hurts a ton on the surface, an irritating sting, but without any weight or substance. No thud at all. More like a "splat" than a sting, even. And I could go on about what it feels like, but I shan't. All I know is, I hate that thing. If BIKSS ever wanted to give me a punishment spanking (not that we practise that) that'll probably be the best tool for the job. 

Anyway, we have since chucked it into the dresser drawer (that is, *I* have hidden it there) and we haven't used it since two vacations ago where he asked me to pack it and bring it along. YUCK! 

Thanks Fondles.  


Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me at ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Our hearts go out to all in Moore who have lost their homes and loved one. You are in our thoughts.

Ronnie
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