Yesterday I was at the hairdresser's doing the normal hairdresser small talk and trying to catch everyone else's when I heard one of the girls telling a lady that our queen, yep HM Queen Elizabeth, carries a horsewhip in her handbag

Now that was a new one for me, apart from the practicalities of fitting a horsewhip into a handbag why would she? Maybe it's for Prince Philip to use.

Is she one of us? I didn't want to butt into their conversation but I googled it when I got back to the office and sure enough she does. She also carries an S shaped meat hook. God it starts to sound bad doesn't it.

Well not at all, several papers explain the unusual articles contained in HM's handbag, I've linked one here for the curious.
Be assured that she isn't in the habit of hooking Prince Philip up and whipping him, well not with the contents of her handbag at least, instead there are perfectly normal explanations. Pity really.
Glad it's Friday, quite a busy week, P was out of office Monday and Tuesday so I was covering his work, we had a few family issues which are sorted now. No spankings for me but I'm plotting one for the weekend if nothing comes along in the natural course of events :)
Hope you have a good one.
Ronnie
xx