Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

Kiwigirl writes.....

The first one is the notorious white tail that I have mentioned a few times on the blog.  It is a home made implement.  It is a garden rod (I think its made of delrin or something very similar) and it is folded in two and taped at the top to make a handle.  Plainly speaking it hurts.  Sir only needs to threaten to use it and the tears can start.  It certainly makes me do as I am told.  Sir keeps it back for the worst punishable offences.  Needless to say its not used very often (although I came very close to it being used last night...more about that later).  It has no give in it so when it meets its target its like "whack" very sharp very stingy and bitey.  And even the lightest touch stings like crazy.  I have had ten in a row with it, once, about a year ago now.  That was because I hadn't done my exercises.    And Sir had to pin me down.  Since then its only been used for once or twice with just one or two swipes at the end of a punishment.  I have to admit it does make a good reminder to be good.  It is the one implement I find very difficult to cope with.  I think I could go so far as to say I'm scared of it.

The second implement is the newest in our collection.  Its the Delrin Rug Beater from Caneiac.  

And my advice to all spankees -DONT LET YOUR SPANKER GET ONE.  

Its pretty much like two tails for me.  It looks fairly harmless.  Its quite bendy and flexible.  Its light, small and can be used very quickly in that flicky left to right motion that spankers sometimes like to use.  Boy oh boy does it sting.  Unfortunately I misbehaved last night and I was on the receiving end of two or three swipes with this at the end of the punishment (thankfully instead of whitetail but its not far away from how I feel about whitetail).   Sir uses it with me OTB...but its small and light enough to be easily used OTK.  It's the type of implement that, if you cry easily (as I do), makes you have those big sobs where you cant catch your breath, you know the ones I mean?  And the sting takes a while to wear off.  I suppose you could say its another good one to finish off with as a REAL GOOD reminder to behave.  Perhaps an implement to be used for only the more serious infractions.  Or perhaps those infractions that reoccur over and over.  But ssshh I'm not giving any tops any ideas here.  Caneiac in their wisdom sent a packet of tissues with it in the parcel...

good call caneiac...the tears come quickly with this evil implement!

So there you have it Ronnie, my two least favourite implements.  Two to avoid at all costs.

KG sent me her review a few weeks ago.

Thanks, KG and thank you for suggesting I do a Bottoms Up reviews. 

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me at ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx

Let me know if the first picture is yours so I can credit.