Mrs M from The Good Wife, commented that a part of her anatomy (I think we all know which part) was getting a lot of attention from her husband and that it must be the summer heat. I think I would agree, I posted last week about P coming home and giving me a couple of swats.
Well last night I was busy doing my wifely duties, ironing to be precise. In he came, 'Ah the sight of a good women carrying out her womanly duties' he said and gave me a playful swat, he swatted me again and said have you ever been spanked over an ironing board, I laughed, don't be silly P you can't be spanked over an ironing board, it'd collapse. (Note about my ironing board - it has a rude cover, it's a man naked except for a towel, when it gets warm the towel dissolves to reveal his manly charms, makes ironing more bearable).
"We'll see about that," he said,and before I could offer any meaningful resistance he'd unplugged the iron, dropped the height of the board (I didn't even think he'd know how to, let alone do it so adeptly), guided me over the board and proceeded to spank me. To my surprise and relief it didn't collapse and when I was finally allowed up I noticed the man on the board still had his tackle showing, so I imagine I must have been radiating heat one way or another.
Ronnie
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