"I'd spank you. Hard"

I asked P what he'd do if he came home one Saturday and found me lounging around dressed like this madam instead of getting on with my housework. He predictably said ''I'd spank you. Hard''

''Really,'' I said, ''and how hard is hard?'' ''That would depend on how much you were behind.''''Uh huh, just wondered,'' said I visualising how much ironing, washing, dusting and polishing I could accumulate for next Saturday.

Ronnie
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