I've warned you several times about the state of the house,
Melissa.

Now I'm going to demonstrate quite another use for that
feather duster which is clearly under-used elsewhere...

...and I think you'll find my application of it will make more
of an impression than yours...

...on your bottom at least!

Let that be a lesson to you.
Now go and return that uniform to the maid's room and get
dressed for dinner, our guests will be arriving soon.

Now where did I put my maids outfit and feather duster :)
Ronnie
xx
Sorry, not sure where I got the photos from.