Wednesday Smiles - Fat Face

A Fat Face outlet has opened in our local town (Debenhams opened too earlier this year, in spite of 20% of the town's retail space unoccupied). Anyway Fat Face has a nice window display so I went in out of curiosity, I was looking for a couple of last minute throwaway holiday items. I got them too, and was surprised and pleased with the stuff on offer, the service too. But the best thing is their design department, it feels like being in an old bleached wood log cabin, and in the dressing room they had some huge paddles on the wall, one of them really old looking with (I presume) fake flaky paint. 

I tried the newer looking one to see how heavy it felt but it wouldn't come off its fixings. What? I wasn't going to steal it! I just wanted to feel its weight, it was very big.

I told P about it and showed him my little snapshot, he said I should take a screwdriver with me next time, I was very adept with one after all the help I've been giving him, and he'd be more than happy to spank me with it if that was what I wanted. Then I could smuggle it back and replace it on the wall. He was joking of course, he knows I wouldn't steal it. But if I did, there's no way I'd be taking it back, can you imagine the headline in our local rag "Woman caught returning stolen giant paddle to local store, claimed she only wanted a spanking from it."

I wonder if I could make the manager an offer for it, tell her I needed one as a theatrical prop or something:)

Fat Face outlets beware - if you start losing giant paddles from your dressing rooms you'll know why.

Ronnie
xx

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