The first demonstration sees our instructors strike a furry racket on the edge of a leather table in a deafening thunderclap that would erase me from this Earth if it made any contact whatsoever with my tush. The next 60 minutes are dedicated to how you make that safe in practice, physically and mentally, before culminating in a do-it-yourself spank-a-thon with the latest and greatest whips and paddles. I’ve seen things while I’ve been here, man. Things I never thought I would. But it’s at this moment I’m told that everything I’ve accumulatively experienced so far has been part of a wider ‘slow start’, and that things will really start getting freaky on Wednesday and Thursday…
It seems Metro got invited to attend the resort so sent a couple of their intrepid reporters (tough job, eh, and they get paid for it too!) along to check it out. The spanking bit wasn't very long but apparently they're expecting some exciting developments later in the week. I shall take a look.
I asked my husband if he would go to such a resort. He said no and carried on reading. I asked him if he'd mind me going to one. That got his attention but not for long, he said, "Don't be so ridiculous and if you don't stop disturbing me with such nonsense you'll get spanked". He resumed his reading, he likes a bit of peace and quiet when he's browsing through the serious stuff as he calls it on a Sunday morning. So I shut up, for a while, but took what he'd said as an invitation and sent him a slightly provocative email. I hadn't been spanked all week and just fancied one.
It worked. I got one later, probably better than they give at Hedonism II:)
Have a good week.
Ronnie
xx
12 comments:
LoL Ronnie, I do love how you manage to engineer spankings lol. Wow, this sounds interesting. I don't think I would be game though.
Hugs
Roz
Hedonism eh??? (see the Canadian comes through - grinning)
I know a few people who have been and LOVED it... BUT the image in my mind of these cruises/holidays was one of naked nubile women frolicking around naked........ and panicked.
And the price tag attached soon put an end to any thought of attending.....
I didn't realize they had 'play parties' though....... but then seriously who needs a holiday to enjoy a spanking - you seem quite adept at getting them without even leaving home !(grinning)
Well done Ronnie. Anytime you can engineer a spanking is a good time indeed.
Yorkie
Leave it to our intrepid Ronnie to bring us the latest news in Hedonism. I was hoping this little article was going to have a happy ending, and it did.
Sam got out the Loopy Johnny yesterday, and when I complained a bit, he said to take it up with you.
Hugs and Happy Spankings Across the Pond,
Ella
I would love to see a spanking demonstration for those not familiar with its merits. I once had a video that did a demo, with an interview later, but it was rather distracting as the spanker (female) was bare-breasted and that made it all seem less serious.
Hugs,
Hermione
You always manage to tweak P into giving you a spanking. Lucky girl.
You didn’t have to work very hard to get that spanking, Ronnie!
Rosie xx
Sounds interesting, and exactly how 'freaky' did things get on the Wednesday and Thursday I wonder...
sounds like an interesting read. glad you found it and were spanked also in the same day. Fun times
bottoms up
Red
Hi Ronnie, :) I was so not surprised that this ended in your end up! Love how you entice him into spanking. Good for you!
That sounds interesting. I'm with P, not something that I would want to do. Clearly some people enjoy it. Many hugs,
❤️Katie xoxo
Roz - A girl has to do what she cann when she needs a spanking:) Thanks.
Morningstar - Not for me. I didn't know they had play parties either but I'm happy just to have a part with the two of us. Thanks.
Yorkie - You are so right there. Thanks.
Ella - I try my best to bring friends and readers interesting articles. Where you complaining after:) Thanks.
Hermione - I would as well. Yes that would be distracting to me.
SG - Have to do what I can when a spanking is needed:) Thanks.
Rosie - Not this time. Thanks.
QBuzz - I'll have to read it again. Thanks.
Red - It was amusing. Haven't found the bit about spanking though. Thanks.
❤️Katie - Wouldn't be for me though I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall:) Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
anything to get a spanking :-)
Hugs
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