I had to smile, google sent me a little news
snippet on the weekend. It was an extract from a Hull (UK) media source listing
the 11 most expensive items people have sold on ebay via auction. No. 10 was a
spanking machine. God knows how it works but it performs paddling and 'canning'
which I assume was a typo for caning too.
10. Spanking machine with paddle - £1,400
And it wasn't me who bought it:)
Just imagine you're not in and DHL turn up with your delivery, so they pop next door where your friendly neighbour takes delivery of your spanking machine. If that happened I'd hope there wouldn't be anything to say what was in the parcel or you'd have to move house.
Just imagine you're not in and DHL turn up with your delivery, so they pop next door where your friendly neighbour takes delivery of your spanking machine. If that happened I'd hope there wouldn't be anything to say what was in the parcel or you'd have to move house.
Have a good week.
Ronnie
xx
13 comments:
Well shoot, I got excited for a moment. My grandmother used to can tomatoes in the summers. If the machine performed spanking and canning, I might consider one. ;)
Amy
Hi Ronnie, you certainly receive some interesting news feeds lol.
Hugs
Roz
Hi Ronnie, I got the same google info as yoi and no it wasn't me that bought it either
love Jan, xx
I don't know why, but the thing that amused me most about this 'canning' machine was the + £3.99 postage.
It seems a rather meagre sum for such a clumsy-looking piece of apparatus.
I'd like to see the purchaser's feedback. Did s/he enjoy it? Did it work as promised? Would s/he recommend dealing with this vendor again?
Hugs,
Hermione
Maybe I should take a closer look, it's not happening otherwise.
Good god, Ronnie, the price is exorbitant! Sam is a lot cheaper and sometimes there is playtime following. Tried and true.
Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella
I think the whole idea should have been canned at the outset!
Rosie xx
Ummm ... I'm rather speechless! ... that's almost $2500 Canadian ... which will buy a lot of implements! Did it really sell? Are you sure P didn't buy it ... sounds like he likes new toys ... ahem ... 'cars' to drive ;))) ... nj
Amy - That's what the listing said. Thanks.
Roz - Some are dreadful and not for my blog. Thanks.
Jan - LOL. Nobody has bought it yet. Thanks.
Opsimath - LOL. I didnt notice the postage. Thanks.
Hermione - So would I but no one has bought it yet. Thanks.
SG - Would be interesting to have it used once. Thanks.
Ella - I couldn't believe the price. It's an ugley machine.
Rosie - There are other listings and dearer. Thanks.
Nora Jean - I showed it to him but I wont say what he said:) Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
That would be an expensive spanking, Ronnie! :) I guess that the purchaser would not be able to spank their significant other for having a spending spree, would they? LOL! Thanks for sharing! Many hugs,
❤️Katie xoxo
Funny. You should tell P how much money he is saving by spanking you, so that you did not have to purchase this item.
bottoms up
Red
Katie - LOL. Never thought of that. Thanks.
Red - I don't need one with P. Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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