Wednesday, 16 May 2018

Have we got any viagra?

I forgot to say 'shares':) I asked my husband Sunday evening. He said no we hadn't, unless he had any holding in whichever drugs company owns them, but he didn't think so. Then he asked why, which is a funny way round for P to respond...usually he would ask why I wanted to know before giving an answer to the question. Anyway he asked and I told him I'd read an article in the newspaper which said new research was showing that stem cell treatment could be just as or more effective and it was long lasting without side effects. Apparently the research came about to help with prostate issues but indications are that it could be much more widely applied. 

"No more little blue pills, just a few injections to the base of the penis." I said with a smile.

"What! Stuff that," said my husband. "If and when I'd rather have the pills. Perhaps I should buy some on the cheap, which they inevitably will be if the research becomes a commercial option, presumably it would be cheap for the NHS to offer a couple of pricks, no pun intended, rather than forever paying out for pills. Then I can sell them on to those who don't fancy having their penises used as pin cushions."  He was joking of course. I think.


I asked him if he ever thought he might want or need to try some himself, did he think it would make him hornier. Perhaps make him want to spank me more, I asked with a cheeky grin. He said he didn't think so, they don't turn men into rampant sex fiends, they just make them harder. I asked if that included spanking or was it just cocks, perhaps I should get some and pop one into his cup of tea one day to find out.

"I won't be requiring one of those to give you a spanking I can assure you, but if you're inferring you'd like to be spanked harder I can certainly take care of that. And as for the other thing I can tell you the harder I spank the harder it gets so be careful what you wish for."

I think it was meant as a mild rebuke or threat. I took it as a promise needless to say.

Ronnie
xx 

16 comments:

NoraJean said...

Oh my .... LOL ... you sure know how to get yourself in trouble, cheeky woman! ... nj ,.. xx

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, I love it! You two certainly have some interesting conversations lol. I agree with Nora Jean too lol.

I hadn't heard of this, interesting. I don't blame P for saying no thank you though!

Hugs
Roz

Windy said...

Hilarious conversation, again! And, yes, I think you're asking for trouble on purpose and I don't blame you! ;)

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, you two do make me laugh!
love Jan, xx

Hermione said...

That was quite the promise!

Actually, it creates congestion--in the penis, but also in the sinuses, so it can be a bit of a nuisance if you want to be able to breathe while copulating.

Hugs,
Hermione

Leigh Smith said...

I love conversations between old married couples. I can't imagine having this conversation as a young married. Haven't heard about stuff but if the shots are a one shot deal seems better than those little blue pills. If P buys a batch, let me know maybe we can get a better price.

Ella said...

You are always fishing for a spanking, Ronnie. Looks like you will catch one soon.

Just had a mammogram last Friday, and I always tell Sam that at least no one takes any of his appendages and squashes them between two pieces of plexiglass. As far as the shots go, just tell P that he may need to take one for the team.

Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella

morningstar said...

I had an enjoyable giggle reading your post today....

But ya know -- there are shots in penises here ..... I had a friend who tried it (as he couldn't take viagra because of a heart issue) and he didn't much like the needle -- can't remember if it worked though LOL
(OH -- the needle was not for my ummmmm pleasure -- it was for his wife's .... geez think I will just shut up now -- it's going from bad to worse LOL)

Red said...

May all your dreams come true. Spankings certainly increase the sexual drive for us.
bottoms up
Red

Rosie Jones said...

Ronnie, you do sail close to the wind sometimes! Love the banter between you and P.
Rosie xx

Anonymous said...

And there we go. "the harder I spank the harder it gets". This is EXACTLY what happens when my wife spanks me. The harder she spanks the hard...well, you know the rest! This is what it's all about!

Yorkie

ronnie said...

Nora Jean - P thinks I'm too cheeky sometimes:) Thanks.

Roz - I'm not sure any man would be too thrilled with having a needle used there if they didn't have to. Thanks.

Windy - Why does everyone think I'm asking for trouble:) Thanks.

Jan - Glad you had a laugh. Thanks.

Hermione Interesting, I didn't know that. Thanks for letting us know.

SG - I agree, would never have had a conversation like tthat when we were first together. I'll let you know if he does.:) Thanks.

Ella - LOL. I don't think many men would want to have their penis squashed like we do when we have our mammogram. Thanks.

Morningstar - LOL. I know it was used for prostrate problems. Will be more wildly available and cheaper. Thanks.

Red - Sometimes I like to have the spanking with out the sex. Thanks.

Rosie - We have our moments. Thanks.

Yorkie - Yes that's exactly what it's about. Thanks.

Love
Ronnie
xx

Katie said...

LOLOLLL Ronnie!!! :) You two are so fun!

"I asked if that included spanking or was it just cocks.." I almost spit my coffee across the room! Made me laugh!

GO you! Many hugs,

❤️Katie xoxo

Blondie said...

Sounds more like a promise than a threat to me too.

Leigh Smith said...

Thanks for keeping us up to date. Have a good weekend.

ronnie said...

Katie - Happy it made you laugh:) Thanks.

Blondie - Yep I think it is. Thanks.

SG - My pleasure:)

Love,
Ronnie
xx