Friday, 6 November 2015

Wooden Spoon

We ate at friends' recently, they did a fish evening, amongst other things they brought out a paella dish.

which was really tasty although my husband (expert that he thinks he is where food's concerned) said it could have done with more rice. Anyway as they were clearing away, Maria said she'd need to scrape the bottom of the paella pan, P piped up that a flat edged wooden spoon was best, not to use metal on it or a scourer as it was cast iron and it would spoil the carbonised food coating, Maria looked doubtful and didn't answer, they carried on clearing. Out of earshot, my husband said silly girl, if she ruined a cast iron pan of mine with metal scraping of worse still washing-up liquid, she'd get a wooden spoon across her bottom.

I put my hand on his knee under the table and told him to shhh......then I imagined P spanking Maria with the wooden spoon.

and had to smile, they're not spankers well not as far as we know, I'm sure she'd have quite a shock:)

Have a fun weekend



an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, we see it everywhere we go nowadays don't we? I can't imagine my other half spanking someone else, I would be so jealous!!!
love Jan,xx

lindy thomas said...

Hi Ronnie, Wow wonder if P really would spank your friend. I know Bear wouldn't and as Jan said I would be jealous. It is just our thing.
Hugs Lindy

Roz said...

Hi Ronnie, it's funny how these conversations crop up. I can't image Rick spanking anyone else either. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)


abby said...

Hmm...Having dinner with the two of you could be very interesting...I would positively use the iron skillet and of course..I would know exactly how to clean it;)
hugs abby

Ami Starsong said...

I Am positive you have been a fly on the wall in our household. Unable to say more. Giggle.


Ella said...

Kitchen spankings are always lots of fun at our house. There are so many implements at hand. I would never share Sam, even to discipline someone deserving. He is HOH in this house only.


Minelle Labraun said...

I wonder if you could slip her a heart shaped wooden spoon....? Can you imagine the perplexed look upon her face? Although if one of them blushes you'd have your answer as to whether......they participate!

Hermione said...

Wooden spoons are so effective in many different ways, aren't they?


Leigh Smith said...

Wooden spoon - the go to for almost everything.

Meredith Malloy said...

I try to imagine others doing this spanking thing. Then I always start to laugh! The kitchen can be a dangerous place......... implements galore!

ronnie said...

Jan - I just had the picture in my heaad. Thanks.

Lindy - LOL. No he wouldn't. Thanks.

Roz - P wouldn't spank anyone else but me. Thank you.

Abby - And you know what you'd get:) Thanks.

Ami - How did you know LOL. Thanks.

Ella - Just my imagination:) Thanks.

Minelle - Now that's a good idea but I really can't imagine her and her husband into TTWD. Thanks.

Hermione - They certainly are. I'm glad they don't come into play very often in our house. Thanks.

SG - LOL. Yes. Thanks.

Meredith - I used to do that with freinds and end up laughing as well. Thanks.


Red said...

It is a shame that we are never brave enough, and never will be, to share this thought with friends.
it is wonderful that P would say this to you at a friend's house, increasing your titillation factor that they might hear you. I wish they had, because it would make a lovely discussion.
bottoms up

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, wooden spoons are great for many things. :) I don't know if I'd like hubby spanking someone else instead of me.



Michael M said...

At least you know now, that pretending to scrub a paella dish with Brillo will get you that spanking you are craving.

MrJ said...

A spano's mind...

Baxter said...

funny how us spankos look at a wooden spoon differently than non-spankos. While standing in the kitchen of my sister in law, I could see me spanking her with the wooden spoon. Of course, my wife would take a dim view of that and I would probably be the target of the spoon, from both of them. Hmmmmmm


Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...sounds like a few conversations that have been heard around my house. My ex and Matthew both would say that such and such woman needed a spanking and they weren't always real quiet when they said it! ;) Thanks for sharing.

Hugs and blessings...Cat