Cyclical Spanking

Cyclical isn't a word I would have associated with spanking but my husband did, whether he believed it or not is another matter, sometimes he says things just to amuse me, or himself. 

He was answering a question I'd asked him about why spankings seemed to come in fits and starts, I told him I'd read it on a blog which was actually a lie, it was my own observation and question really, I just didn't want him to know that.

He wasn't particularly interested in the question and fobbed me off saying it was just the pattern of life, whatever that was supposed to mean. I said oh right, but how come they bunch up together at times, or seem to, and then go into drought mode at others, life doesn't swing up and down all that much. Then he came out with the cyclical thing, he said it was like anything else, fashion, economics, business etc, they all had cycles, he said maybe spanking was the same, maybe it was related to times of the year or the weather, yes he said, he thought that was probably the case. That would provide the background environment in which spankings would be more likely, all it would need then was a trigger and probably not much of one. He seemed satisfied with that, I wasn't but I didn't ask him any more.

What I really wanted to extract from his wisdom, but in a detached sort of way which didn't seem too obvious, was how things could be evened out a bit more, not by diluting the spurts I might add, but by filling the droughts. I shall email him later and ask him when the next cyclical upturn is due, I'll add a wink and a smiley, he might take it as good natured cheek and spank me.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie

xx